Sailor Twift MAGAzine: July Issue 2019

At long last, Sailor Twift MAGAzine is back...and just in time for Mid-Summer Madness! Our first cover-story is Lorne Mugawnagoats' exciting new therapeutic and religious exercise: Spiritworkers Angel-Light Healing. She and her mysterious student (prisoner?) treat you to intricate and fascinating demonstrations and explanations of the amazing healing power of metaphysical angel-light. https://youtu.be/b3oveTTKyV0 Everybody is raving about Little Breakfast Boy--a middle-aged manchild…

Tha Foolsbumps Issue #MarchIssue

#Foolsbumps: the all new book series calling out the fools, goofs & goobers of the day!

Sailor Twift Magazine #December2018

We Have the TAPES! Review Brah has a Whopper... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03pXYDd4FQw   Barron is growing... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkYeleh0XC0   Pete Davidson on Suicide Watch... https://youtu.be/GKaakjMVtyE   Running Immigrant Memes...   Cardi B's relationship was always a sham... https://youtu.be/t1-wKELbW4E   Sarah Hyland is losing her mind... https://youtu.be/EiR6DPzRufs   Jake Paul is on someone else's Suicide Watch... https://youtu.be/I__NPlB1iVU?t=634   TOMMYNC2010 reconnects…

8/22/16 Kanye Wrote a Poem About McDonald’s

Credit: Kanye West From: BoysDontCry.co McDonalds Man McDonalds Man The French Fries Had A Plan The French Fries Had A Plan The Salad Bar And The Ketchup Made A Band Cus The French Fries Had A Plan The French Fries Had A Plan McDonalds Man McDonalds I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan I Know…

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