At long last, Sailor Twift MAGAzine is back...and just in time for Mid-Summer Madness! Our first cover-story is Lorne Mugawnagoats' exciting new therapeutic and religious exercise: Spiritworkers Angel-Light Healing. She and her mysterious student (prisoner?) treat you to intricate and fascinating demonstrations and explanations of the amazing healing power of metaphysical angel-light. https://youtu.be/b3oveTTKyV0 Everybody is raving about Little Breakfast Boy--a middle-aged manchild… Continue reading Sailor Twift MAGAzine: July Issue 2019
Tha Foolsbumps Issue #MarchIssue
#Foolsbumps: the all new book series calling out the fools, goofs & goobers of the day!
Sailor Twift Magazine #December2018
We Have the TAPES! Review Brah has a Whopper... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03pXYDd4FQw Barron is growing... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkYeleh0XC0 Pete Davidson on Suicide Watch... https://youtu.be/GKaakjMVtyE Running Immigrant Memes... Cardi B's relationship was always a sham... https://youtu.be/t1-wKELbW4E Sarah Hyland is losing her mind... https://youtu.be/EiR6DPzRufs Jake Paul is on someone else's Suicide Watch... https://youtu.be/I__NPlB1iVU?t=634 TOMMYNC2010 reconnects… Continue reading Sailor Twift Magazine #December2018
8/22/16 Kanye Wrote a Poem About McDonald’s
Credit: Kanye West From: BoysDontCry.co McDonalds Man McDonalds Man The French Fries Had A Plan The French Fries Had A Plan The Salad Bar And The Ketchup Made A Band Cus The French Fries Had A Plan The French Fries Had A Plan McDonalds Man McDonalds I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan I Know… Continue reading 8/22/16 Kanye Wrote a Poem About McDonald’s