God Exists and He’s American

At long last, this country has won a battle in its war for God. We've been heading down the path of evil for so long, it's about time we got back on Jesus's good side (for those of you who don't know, Jesus and God are the same person, except when they're having a conversation).…

Eight Sports That Can Go Fuck Themselves

Let's be honest with each other. I've never been a sports fan. The only sport I ever really got into playing competitively was Four Square--and if you don't know what that is, shame on you! Sure, I played the occasional game of Whiffle Ball, but never with a substantial amount of people. As far as…