Talking Nerdy, Ep. 128: Je Suis Charlie Lightning

In a dark week for free speech, the best thing to do is speak out. We talk about the tragedy at France's Charlie Hebdo magazine, who PeTA is mad at now, why we should know who Paul McCartney is, and discuss whether or not Ant-Man will be a success for Marvel. We announce the winners…

What the fuck are we doing? Examining the Political Climate of 2010

Lately my brain has been a McDonald's PlayPlace of ambivalence and disgruntled pessimism over our country's current political climate. I can't bring myself to be apathetic because--in all honesty--there aren't many issues that I would consider myself to be "on-the-fence" or "*shrugging my shoulders*" about. (Don't you love how we can use those little action…

The People for Basil Marceaux

Surely--by now--you've seen, or at least heard about, the internet phenomenon called Basil Marceaux. What started as a Tennessee local news open forum for Marceaux to present his reasons why he should be elected Governor turned into a worldwide clusterfunny at his own expense. For those of you who haven't seen the "video that started…

Tara Lynn Foxx presents The Sailor Twift Guide to Sexy

I was sitting on the Southwest Airplane, going to San Francisco to shoot some awesome porn, when I decided to write this list on a barf bag! I didn’t have anything else to write on so I said fuck it; at least it makes a great picture! 😉 A few months back, Alex wrote a…

The SuperDPS Guide to the Right

There's a political schism in this country that has been exported throughout the Western World through religion and an imaginary system of values which should never be part of global or national policy to begin with. It seems only right that someone attempt to explain the points of view commonly associated with the Republican Party…

ORLY?!: Taitz, Liddy and the Abortion of Birthers

A while back, in April, I covered an archaic and objectively retarded Conservative movement idiotically dubbed "Teabagging." Of course, this term was despised by the actual "Teabaggers" who wished to their non-existent gods that the fine people of FOX NEWS hadn't permanently cemented their spot in history with a title associated with dunking one's scrotum…

An Open Letter to President Barack Obama

Dear Mr. President, You probably don't know me. I tried to attend one of your big speeches on your Philadelphia tour. I couldn't get anywhere near you (or a speaker for that matter) and it took me about an hour to realize that the "line to get in" wasn't moving. I know you're a busy…

An Open Letter to Country Star John Rich

Dear Mr. Rich, It may seem odd, and almost awkward, to single you out amongst the perversely immense cacophony of Country Western Superstars and the fine and objectively upstanding, God-Loving American Citizens who enjoy the genre. Let me assure you that my intentions are specific and wholly warranted. While your career has had its ups…