Sailor Twift MAGAzine: July Issue 2019

At long last, Sailor Twift MAGAzine is back...and just in time for Mid-Summer Madness! Our first cover-story is Lorne Mugawnagoats' exciting new therapeutic and religious exercise: Spiritworkers Angel-Light Healing. She and her mysterious student (prisoner?) treat you to intricate and fascinating demonstrations and explanations of the amazing healing power of metaphysical angel-light. https://youtu.be/b3oveTTKyV0 Everybody is raving about Little Breakfast Boy--a middle-aged manchild…

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Rox Trash Radio, Ep. 207

Philly problems with theft and targeting white guys in hoodies / The Dave problem / Helen Gym isn't as cool as she thinks / Curtis Jones is an illiterate moron / The Women's March in Philly is off to a rocky start / Philadelphia Burlesque Dancers are super cringe / Celebrities and politics hit a…

Tha Holiday Issue: #MerryChristmas, Teenz!

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Sailor Twift Studios’ First Film Auto Shop Premiering at FLY Film Festival

Philadelphia-Based Production Studio's Dark Comedy Named "Official Selection" to Top 100 Film Festival PHILADELPHIA - June 12, 2017 - PRLog -- AUTO SHOP, the highly-anticipated dark comedy from Sailor Twift Studios, has been named an "official selection" to the fourth annual FLY Film Festival in Enid, Oklahoma; a Film Freeway Top 100 reviewed festival. AUTO…

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Rox Trash Radio, Ep. 35: All Around the Wizard World

Roxborough Geographic Bar Culture and Gimmicks Final Round of CheeseSteak Madness...moving to the Semis Garbage Police crack down on the public Charlie gets sick Wizard World Comic Con Philly Enzo and Cass, and Alexa Bliss The best Fried Chicken in Philly Chuck Norris super-cringe Kathy Griffin is over The Report of the Week finds a…

Rox Trash Radio, Ep. 33

Cheesesteak Madness Round Wrap-up / Gorgas Park Candlelight Vigil / Dan Mansplains Supernatural / The Report of the Week: Evolution / Revisiting JXC Studios / Everything, Everything trailer and full plot spoilers. DOWNLOAD the LATEST EPISODE HERE! or on iTUNES and STITCHER RADIO! Join the Roxborough Always Rants & Sometimes Raves Facebook Group for the inside scoop! –Follow today’s crew:…

Rox Trash Radio, Ep. 29

Rainy days at Art is Life / A weekend of adventures, speak easies, and free drinks / Jose Canseco News / The abuse of DaddyOFive / Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer drops / Christine Weston Chandler's mom tries to sell his/her stamps / Tommyhawk Lake Trip / Cheesesteak Madness Round 2! DOWNLOAD the LATEST EPISODE…

Rox Trash Radio, Ep. 28

Getting right in gear with the follow up to our Wrestlemania adventure / Dan Mansplains #Supernatural Tweets from Girls on Twitter / The Manayunk StrEATs Festival / Crepe Culture / Round One of Cheesesteak Madness! / The Report of the Week investigates Taco Bell Burritos / Tommy cuts a promo / Christine Weston Chandler tries to sell junk…

I’d Like to Buy the World a Pepsi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA5Yq1DLSmQ In the latest example of "dipshit social justice grandstanding" the bewildered and misguided Left have managed to get Pepsi (the sugar-water you get when the restaurant doesn't have Coke-brand sugar-water) to pull their latest long-form advertisement from the Interwebz. The ad, to anyone with a fucking brain in their skull, mimics the sentiment of the classic-but-cringe 1971 Coca…

I’m Not Mad I’m Just Disappointed, Ep. 1

I wasn’t in the mood for typing the whole thing out, so the light bulb went on! I’ll record my thoughts on have them available for you to stream. I discuss the ending of Super Bowl LI, and forgetting things on purpose. Am I right? Am I wrong? You can feel free to tell me…

Talking Nerdy, Ep. 227: The Trail of Cheers

The Wendy's legacy of baller employee trainee videos / Celebrities embarrass themselves once again / Meryl Streep is a condescending bitch / President and WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump gives his first fantastic press conference about #GoldenShowerGate / Christian Weston Chandler and the ED Saga / Michael Ray Bower lies his way into the…

Hey, Celebrities…We Need to Talk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTYidWBC8-4 You're frustrated, I get it. In a lot of ways, we're all frustrated. You have to deal with our nitpicking over every Blockbuster big-budget film you guys squirt out for a paycheck; and we have to deal with a mass media that obsesses over everything you guys say and do. We're both trying to…

Talking Nerdy, Ep. 225: Rogue Chan

SPOILER CAST: Rogue One was amazing and flawed, but still amazing. In short, it was Star Wars / The gang goes to House of Hardcore / The next installment of SagaCast: The Sagas of Christian Weston Chandler. This time, it's the Adam Stackhouse Saga / TommyNC2010 makes more eggs and sings an original song / Jose Canseco's movie is coming out / White Rabbit Project on Netflix gave…

My Biggest Fear of 2016

The election hype is over, and yet, some folks out there cannot seem to let it go. Well let me tell you this: I ain’t even worried about it. That’s right, not one bit. On December 16th, 2016 I will face my greatest fear: What if Darth Vader isn’t utilized properly in Rogue One: A…

The Death of Kim Kardashian

Before you jump to conclusions and we have another death hoax of Kel Mitchell proportions on our hands; no, Kim Kardashian is very much alive. But she was, according to her spokespersons, tied up and robbed at gunpoint by individuals in Paris dressed as police. Details are slowly developing; however, here's what we "know"... Kim was attacked in…

Talking Nerdy, Ep. 196: Furries for a Fascist Europe

The Walking Dead is filming again / Live on Facebook / Dan gets a new phone / The Big Fucking Giant / Assassin's Creed is doomed / Bratzis will be the end of Johnny Depp / American Hogwarts / Dan Mansplains #Supernatural Tweets from Girls on Twitter / Game of Joes / The Misfits are…

Talking Nerdy, Ep. 193: Dawn of the Black Dwarf

Texting-Only AMC Theaters / Ghost in the Shell fans want random Asians for all of the roles / Pokemon Go! starts beta testing and our pants are tight with anticipation / Social Autopsy suspends their fascist Kickstarter / Andrew WK is human pizza / Game of Thrones speculation and rumors / Federal Donuts angers Philadelphia artists / We…

Rox Rants & Raves, Ep. 2: The Sword Fish Rises

The legend of Sword Fish, sworn protector of the town / Poncho, the arch-nemesis and Agent of N.A.R.W.H.A.L / Introducing Dan McGlynn, little baby Danny Junior / Spanky's new menu / Don't jerk it at Halcyon Floats / Real Yunkers...Not Crybaby Kunts / Beauty in the Borough / The Big Mexican Sandwich controversy / Ruining…

Talking Nerdy, Ep. 190: Chocolate Guns for Easter

Easter Saturday traditional journey to Pump Town / Dan buys an authentic chocolate handgun / Batman v Superman Reviews are not good / Sadfleck gets broken down / Lego Batman movie / The Walking Dead introduces Negan / The Tick casting seems all wrong / DC screws up the entire Hanna Barbera universe and makes…

Talking Nerdy, Ep. 186: Everything is Dead

DOWNLOAD THE LATEST EPISODE HERE!! or on iTUNES and STITCHER RADIO Alex visits Facebook jail / Xander Berkeley Sunday / The Walking Dead introduces Jesus / Fuller House exceeds no expectations / The fried chicken mystery / Marvel casts Iron Fist and it's a whitey / The Justice League begins filming / Star Wars is gay again / Pokemon event makes…

Talking Nerdy, Ep. 180: #CarefreeCrackers

DOWNLOAD THE LATEST EPISODE HERE!! or on iTUNES and STITCHER RADIO Enjoying @DovesFlyLove on Twitter / Batman Vs Superman costume war / Poe Dameron is a gay / Is Snoke Darth Vader? / Degrassi tackles GamerGate / Tila Tequila is a conspirator / Jose Canseco is back off the rails / Golden Globes are too predictable…

Talking Nerdy, Ep. 174: The Gungan Control Debate

DOWNLOAD THE LATEST EPISODE HERE!! or on iTUNES and STITCHER RADIO The Dawn of Justice and the rise of the Parademons / Wonder Woman's Knightmare / Jose Can Say So--Batman vs Superman Edition / Javier Bardem is in the movie according to Wikipedia / Adding Peter Parker to the Captain America: Civil War trailer / Scarlett…

Talking Nerdy, Ep. 169: Check Your Glenn Privilege

Dry your eyes, Chris Hardwick, Glenn Isn't Dead! We celebrate a not-so-happy Halloween Hangover / Philadelphia kid falls out of a window and into The Last Supper / The Walking Dead wants us to believe that Glenn was eaten / The Force Awakens toys have arrived! / White Privilege and Mean Cops / Sasheer Zamata raises awareness…

Talking Nerdy, Ep. 166: Slut Walk 4 Devon

TruTV is now my favorite channel / Adam Conover's Adam Ruins Everything / Amber Rose Slut Walk hijacked by Milo Yiannopoulos / A bad week for Rihanna and Raven-Symone / Lack of News from New York Comic Con / Is Todd McFarlane more insane than Frank Miller? / Dan Explains #Supernatural Tweets from Girls on…