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Talking Nerdy Episode 69: A VERY NERDY HALLOWEEN!

Happy Halloween, Boys and Ghouls! This week, the TN crew discusses our favorite horror movies and what should/shouldn't classify as "horror." We talk about religion, Islam, Atheism and why people like Riff Raff. All this and Lightning Round Sports talk in a special 90 minute episode of TALKING NERDY! Download this episode HERE or on… Continue reading Talking Nerdy Episode 69: A VERY NERDY HALLOWEEN!

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The SuperDPS Guide to Life

GUIDE TO CONSPIRACY THEORIES From the beginning of time, the mentally unstable have turned healthy skepticism and questioning authority into a madhouse of unpredictable, unprovable, and unimaginably nonsensical theories. The eternal unanswerable question is “Why?” Why would the government fake a moon landing, house alien life forms, cover up the paranormal, or orchestrate a terrorist… Continue reading The SuperDPS Guide to Life

Arts, Educational, Irrationality, Rant

The SuperDPS Guide to Conspiracy Theories

From the beginning of time, the mentally unstable have turned healthy skepticism and questioning authority into a madhouse of unpredictable, unprovable, and unimaginably nonsensical theories. The eternal unanswerable question is "Why?" Why would the government fake a moon landing, house alien life forms, cover up the paranormal, or orchestrate a terrorist attack? The reason we… Continue reading The SuperDPS Guide to Conspiracy Theories

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LOST: About Last Night

Let's start off with a bit of honesty: the finale wasn't what anyone was expecting. Loyal viewers were left confused about what they had just experienced, spiteful towards the show's creators who promised fuckloads of answers and produced practically none; but what we all received was a conclusion...an ending to a six-year journey...and whether you… Continue reading LOST: About Last Night

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God Exists and He’s American

At long last, this country has won a battle in its war for God. We've been heading down the path of evil for so long, it's about time we got back on Jesus's good side (for those of you who don't know, Jesus and God are the same person, except when they're having a conversation).… Continue reading God Exists and He’s American

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Ron Paul: Nazi Creationist?

When I first learned of the existence of Ron Paul, I was legitimately excited--and rightly so! Along comes a political figure into the mainstream who reflects a decent Libertarian ideology of Constitutionalism and Freedom...but like graduating from college, my unparalleled optimism was soon crushed into a fine paste. The first element that killed my boner… Continue reading Ron Paul: Nazi Creationist?

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The SuperDPS Guide to Religion

As we are all no doubt aware, society--more specifically, modern western progressive society--has become more concerned with freedom from religion than freedom of religion. Every religious group believes in essentially the same bullshit, but where they differ from the sects of their neighbors, they define themselves as wholly separate entities. Throughout history, the frightened and… Continue reading The SuperDPS Guide to Religion

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DVD Reviews: Funny People, Year One, Drag Me to Hell

FUNNY PEOPLE--We can always count on Judd Apatow and company to make a "Special Edition" DVD worth buying, and Funny People is no exception. I picked up the Blu-Ray **coughcoughdouchecoughcough* copy and I was amazed at the extra content. The disc contains a Theatrical and Extended version of the movie, which ends up being about 3… Continue reading DVD Reviews: Funny People, Year One, Drag Me to Hell

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The Atheist Billboard Crusade

In Lakeland Florida, Atheists posted a billboard saying "Don't Believe in God? You are not alone," in an attempt to gain new members. As always Christians were pissed off (not inquisition pissed off or crusades pissed off, but pissed off nonetheless) and planned to crash the atheist's forum in a local public library. The atheists… Continue reading The Atheist Billboard Crusade

Events, News, Top Story

France Wins First Major Victory Over Scientology

Any war, battle, or struggle fought for the forces of one's imagination is fundamentally wrong. For the purposes of this article (and for the sake of the extremely litigious Scientologists), let's assume that Scientology, along with all equal or greater faiths is--at best--completely fucking made up. Good. Let's start there. According to the Associated French… Continue reading France Wins First Major Victory Over Scientology

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The Cult of the Snuggie

For those of you who may be uncertain, this is indeed a significant time in the relatively brief history of humanity. Our species has advanced to the point where we can say "go fuck yourself" to those dumb-ass blankets, quilts, and comforters that have kept us warm for so long. It's time for a new… Continue reading The Cult of the Snuggie

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The SuperDPS Guide to Un-Sexy

As an American male who has long-since been desensitized to the likes of Two Girls, One Cup, I think it's safe to say there is very little taboo in this age. You can be a sexual deviant and be a mega-star. You can be a child predator and still wind up making it big on… Continue reading The SuperDPS Guide to Un-Sexy

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Americans Don’t Need More Exercise

Let's face it. We Americans are out of shape; and ever since the production of the 1973 film The Exorcist, we've been all bent out of shape with curiosity (in some cases descending staircases backwards) over the religious mysticism of the true-to-life exorcism. We've been making film after film depicting the horrors of demonic possession… Continue reading Americans Don’t Need More Exercise

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The Dull Life Outside of the Q Continuum

Frankly, it blows my mind into what neurosurgeons would refer to as "a tizzy" when I ponder how paradoxically insignificant life can be. I hate to get all philosophical and "sciencey" when attempting to write an article because it usually results in relatively long periods of silent staring, writing pages upon pages of utter nonsense,… Continue reading The Dull Life Outside of the Q Continuum

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Do We Need ‘Em?

Without boring you all with a laundry list of scientific terminology, facts and figures, I'll simply say that the Earth is relatively small. Contrary to popular belief, it has a finite amount of space in which all of us are meant to coexist. Fortunately, there are forces out there that ensure that many things won't… Continue reading Do We Need ‘Em?

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The Top 5 Things People Need to Stop Pretending are True

We would all love to feel intelligent. It's natural to long for that orgasmic brain baby that makes sweet love to our consciousness on a daily basis. But when we aren't having premarital underage sex with our own sense of luscious self-awareness, while wrapped around an ever-buzzing Tesla Coil deep within the chasms our brain cases,… Continue reading The Top 5 Things People Need to Stop Pretending are True