A Scintillating Scenario at CPAC 2020

In the midst of the sociopolitical and medical scare of the Chinese Coronavirus, thousands of Conservatives of various age groups convened for the annual CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) in DC. It was a fun and, at times, chaotic event, but also happened to be my first time attending, so I thought I’d share the…

Talking Nerdy, Ep. 110: Fappenheit Nine-One with Brandi Lukas

Brandi Lukas, founder of Olio.fm and host of the 'Going to Hell' podcast, joins us in studio to talk about the unfathomable events of September 1, 2014, otherwise known as: The Fappening. We get into some further news and wrap up the show with a Charlie Sheen edition of The Rotten Tomatoes game! DOWNLOAD THE…

Fringe in Philly: Pro Mania Uncensored

On September 16, an unprecedented cast of some of the finest up-and-coming comics and performers in Philadelphia joined forces for the finale of their faux Pro-Wrestling extravaganza--Pro Mania--during the final string of the Fringe Festival. The episodic, weekly show was a massive group effort from Philly Improv Theater players and area comedians looking to lend…

Dear Facebook…

Facebook, we've been together for about 4 years now. It's been magical. We've shared stories, pictures, moments. You were never afraid to ask the question, "What's on your mind?". Well now I feel like it's time to share with you. Facebook, recently you've been doing everything in your power to irritate me. I know I'm…

Celebrity Horseshit: Yearbook Top Ten Edition

If you've ever used the Internet to any reasonable extent, you've probably seen tabloid photos of your favorite (or least favorite) celebs and thought "Wow, they're really just...normal fucking people." The beauty of this, of course, is that the more famous they are, the more enjoyable it is to see them fall...it's just human nature.…

The 5 People You Meet at House Parties

The house party is a fascinating beast. I speak not of a social gathering amongst friends; a situation in which you are familiar with at least 75% of the individuals in attendance. The unholy creature which I am attempting to illustrate reeks more of something out of lore--a somewhat biblical behemoth that devours the self…

Three Movies You Just Might Have to See

1. The Informant! Remember Matt Damon? That guy from the Borne movies whose latest opus was a song about fucking Sarah Silverman? Yeah! That one! He's back, and he's got a funny moustache now. In this comedy, Matt Damon plays a clueless corporate employee who is wrangled by the FBI to go undercover and reap…

Porn Star Adrianna Nicole’s Ten Reasons Why I Probably Don’t Want to Hang Out With You

1) You are a heterosexual male/female using the word 'Fag' in a pejorative manner. 2) You are a woman with a child who told the child's father 'of course I'm on the pill' in order to make the selfish decision to have a child just that, all your decision. What ever 'smart' reasons you might…

May Starts with a Bang! A Week in Review

Rarely am I ever compelled to write a synopsis of the casual goings-on across the pop culture spectrum, but this, the first week of May, created a Wocket in my cerebral Pocket. Let's start off with Swine Flu; as good a place to start as any, I'd imagine... Well, it seems the panic has worn…

Why Your Kids Suck

Have you ever been around someone with small children before? All they can talk about is how smart and adorable their spawn is. "Oh! Little Johnny just shit his pants! Isn't that the cutest thing ever??!!" or "Oh! Little Suzy is having a tantrum in the middle of a nice restaurant! What a cuddle bug!"…

My Heart’s a’Twitter

In this marvelous time of social networking, social news, and...ample alternatives to being "real life" social, one of the most underestimated and useful is Twitter. I say "underestimated" because, while it is ridiculously populated, it is mostly used by advertisers, companies, promoters, individuals who want an outlet to share their experiences and, well, promote themselves.…