‘Jersey Shore’–Now You’re Fucking Stuck with it

The MTV masterpiece Jersey Shore premiered this past week and the media is already foutraged (fake-outraged). Have we not seen this shit before? How many times have the socially bewildered and functionally retarded been wheeled out for our amusement via Reality Television? From obviously staged and/or encouraged cat-fights, to douches being douches, MTV has never disappointed its Mongoloid…

Swine Flu, as I Understand It…

There's recently been a lot of rumors spreading around (like a virus!) about this whole Swine Flu business. It's a lot to wrap my head around, but I'm going to attempt a quick explanation. For those of you who don't know, Swine Flu is a variation of Influenza that came from pigs, transferred to pig people,…