Comedy, Top Story

“Cash Me Ousside”is the new “Live Strong”

It may seem like forever ago, but the public got their first glimpse at 13-year old Danielle Bregoli back in September 2016 when she appeared on The Dr. Phil Show. The key moment was when the teenage car-thief, enraged with the audience's reaction to her, shouted, "Catch me outside. How 'bout that?" And the rest was history.… Continue reading “Cash Me Ousside”is the new “Live Strong”

Comedy, Rant, Television

Why the David S. Pumpkins Sketch from ‘Saturday Night Live’ is Objectively Awful

If you watched the episode of Saturday Night Live hosted by Tom Hanks on October 22nd, (and honestly, why would you have?) you'll no doubt by hip to the sketch that grabbed America by the imagination-balls: The Haunted Elevator. The premise of the sketch is a couple enjoying a "haunted elevator" ride with a scary vignette appearing on… Continue reading Why the David S. Pumpkins Sketch from ‘Saturday Night Live’ is Objectively Awful

Comedy, Fun Stuff, Irrationality, News, Philly, Talking Nerdy, Top Story

Pepe the Frog VS Harambe

Hello, Children of the Internets...Father Time, here. You may not believe this--shit, I can scarcely believe it myself--but there once was a time when memes were developed, ran their course, and eventually died. Occasionally, the meme would see a resurgence, riding on the white horse of creativity. Using wit, or simple nostalgia, a meme would… Continue reading Pepe the Frog VS Harambe

Educational, Fun Stuff, Mistakes, Top Story

Canada’s Most Wanted Time Traveler

The Internets are buzzing with the news of an alleged "Time Traveler" caught on camera in a museum photo in Canada. The practically seamless advances in photo-editing technology have caused many to play guessing games, and others to simply not give a shit. Here is the photograph in question--taken in the 1940's: While the possibility… Continue reading Canada’s Most Wanted Time Traveler

Fun Stuff, Mistakes, News, Television, Top Story

I AM A MOTHERFUCKER: The Dangers of Public Transportation

It's time for America's favorite game-show: GUESS WHAT HAPPENS! I shouldn't spoil it for you, but this breaking news story is just fucking crazy. Everything in this video comes together with the grace and beauty of an elegant poem: The old white giant wearing the "I AM A MOTHERFUCKER" t-shirt, the little Luda black guy… Continue reading I AM A MOTHERFUCKER: The Dangers of Public Transportation

Arts, Events, Irrationality, Mistakes, Movies, Music, News, Rant

What the Fuck Happened? Actors Turned Musicians

It's no secret that we live in a world of excess. The zeitgeist indicates that we are no longer content in simply being good or even great, we need to be better--do more--even if that means dangerously shoving ourselves past the points of logic, common sense, and personal ability. I'd like to focus, for the sake… Continue reading What the Fuck Happened? Actors Turned Musicians

Events, Fun Stuff, Hot News, Mistakes, Music, News, Porn, Review, Television, Top Story

May Starts with a Bang! A Week in Review

Rarely am I ever compelled to write a synopsis of the casual goings-on across the pop culture spectrum, but this, the first week of May, created a Wocket in my cerebral Pocket. Let's start off with Swine Flu; as good a place to start as any, I'd imagine... Well, it seems the panic has worn… Continue reading May Starts with a Bang! A Week in Review