Life Lessons from Alt Pornstar Jiz Lee

I was a good kid, creative, adventurous, lots of time outdoors. I'm from Maui, Hawai`i, and spent most of my time either trodding around upcountry or down at the beaches in Kihei side or Paia. I always had sand in my scalp. Favorite activities involved building elaborate forts and tunnels in the cane grass of…

Life Lessons from Pornstar Lyla Storm

When I was a child I was very outgoing and always wanted everyone to be my friend, and usually, they did. I have always been creative and an arts and crafts kind of person. I was also a big tomboy. There usually wasn't a moment that went by when I wasn't fishing, hiking, camping or…

The SuperDPS Guide to Life

GUIDE TO CONSPIRACY THEORIES From the beginning of time, the mentally unstable have turned healthy skepticism and questioning authority into a madhouse of unpredictable, unprovable, and unimaginably nonsensical theories. The eternal unanswerable question is “Why?” Why would the government fake a moon landing, house alien life forms, cover up the paranormal, or orchestrate a terrorist…

Life Lessons from Diamond Kitty

The first time I ever feature-danced was nerve-rocking. I remember I was doing a Super Bowl special in Miami, for JMH Productions and we had to do girl/girl scenes for the commercials...but we also had to go on stage and dance. It was my first time, so I was shaking like a little piece of…

Life Lessons from Cherry Ferretti

The first time I ever realized my attraction to women I was 14, and watching the sexy Chasey Lain video. With the power of a god, I would seduce every single man and woman on this planet. I would be Miss Babalon. 😉 I've always considered myself a nerd. 😛 I can't stand when motherfuckers…

Life Lessons from Brandi Love

The First Time I ever kissed a man and felt light headed and slightly confused, I married him! I always wondered when I was younger how I would know who the “one” was. I had heard “you just know”, and things of that nature. But when I kissed Michael on our 3rd date ( yeah…

‘Jersey Shore’–Now You’re Fucking Stuck with it

The MTV masterpiece Jersey Shore premiered this past week and the media is already foutraged (fake-outraged). Have we not seen this shit before? How many times have the socially bewildered and functionally retarded been wheeled out for our amusement via Reality Television? From obviously staged and/or encouraged cat-fights, to douches being douches, MTV has never disappointed its Mongoloid…

10 Hardcore Sex Tips From the Hot Woman Next Door

Is your sex life getting boring with your partner? Here are 10 ways to spice up your sex life and I have to admit I have tried almost all of them! I guess that is why they call me "Wacky Lani!" 1. While walking in the mall parking lot pull down your pants and moon…

Porn Girl Amber Chase’s LIFE: Tweeted

Hey you, I’m @AmberChase, and I have a confession…. I love @Twitter, I mean really; I have met so many cool people through Twitter – face to face even, and sometimes more. In fact, I wouldn’t be writing to you cuties if I hadn’t met @SuperDPS through Twitter. I love how it connects me to people,…

Porn Star Kelly Divine Off Camera

I'm gonna write a little bit about the difference between me on and off camera. I get questioned about this a lot and although I cannot speak on behalf of anyone else in the industry, this is me. There is difference between on camera and off camera sex. Even if you still get off on…

The Top 10 Famous Female D-Bags

The term 'douchebag' gets thrown around a lot these days. It holds with it a stigma that tends to be uniquely masculine. When characterizing a female as particularly "in your face" or "intellectually offensive," one might use terms like 'bitch' or the ever popular 'C-Word.' It must be noted, however, that these terms (while succinct…

An Ode to the Facebook Status

Let me preface this by saying that I have entirely too much free time. I work three days a week and sit around monitoring what I eat and trying my damnedest to have the most achievement points out of anyone in my clan (fuck you, Mike). I am wholly enamored by Facebook, and wish I…