The Deceptive Dystopia of the Wuhan CoronaVirus

The absurdist and hyperbolic response to the Wuhan Kung Flu CoronaVirus is a flamboyant display of post apocalyptic Communist cosplay at best, and a dangerous sociopolitical totalitarian exercise at worst.

The ‘Nanette’ Delusion

(The following editorial is a matter of opinion. The author has no inside knowledge of the subject and all thoughts herein are purely speculative in nature.) Hannah Gadsby, the Australian performance artist masquerading as a comedienne, rose to international prominence through her interminably turgid Netflix special, "Nanette." The hubris gained from being suddenly world-famous has turned Gadsby…

David Hogg’s New Jobs

#SailorTwift #Infidelphia

Syria: The Tale That Wags the War Dogs

As the world gains more insight into the avalanche of reporting about alleged Syrian Chemical Attacks, we begin to see that things might not be all that they seem in the Islamist Petri Dish of the Middle East. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18lf1kpBgRk Over the years, much of the Western World has been keeping Syrian President Bashar al-Assad at a…

You’re Fired: Damage Control over #GoldenShowerGate

BuzzFeed News should be an oxymoron to anyone competent enough to know what an "oxymoron" is; but it seems that many individuals have a problem differentiating the bizarre and tainted from the verifiable information in the media. An anonymous 4Chan /pol user (which is admittedly redundant) has taken responsibility for fabricating a series of accusations…

The Conjuring Empire

Ed and Lorraine Warren, the real life "oldest ghost hunters in New England", portrayed currently in film by Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga, respectively, are possibly the most famous paranormal investigators who have ever lived. If this kind of nonsense is your bag, baby, you're probably some kind of occultist weirdo who's still doing Austin Powers…

Talking Nerdy, Ep. 163: Steve Cansecobot and the World of Tomorrow

Disney's impossible mission to create a live action, non-racist Dumbo / The Return of the Original Star Wars / Point Break is having a Tag Line problem / The CNN Republican Debates with King Trump and the others / Bernie Sanders' crowded house / Arnold Schwarzenegger fires you / The View to be Killed /…

Real-Life Super Villain Terrorizes Seattle

Rarely do you hear a news story that includes the words "Space Cowboy" and "Vampire." The real world just isn't that exciting. But when you discover this kind of batshit insane, who needs comic book villains?    Imagine the confusion and fear that gripped the fine people over at the Union Gospel Mission in downtown Seattle when…

Climate Change Clusterfuck

So it turns out we were wrong again. Another era of being caught up in sensationalism and "end of the world" hysteria has come upon us. But where do we stand now? Has everything that we've come to believe about a supposed Global Warming been complete horse shit? The short answer is "yes," with an…

Beat Kids: The Day of the Balloon Boy

When one makes an effort to travel for vacation, casually keeping up with the news often becomes a secondary notion. I make it my business to try to keep up with current trends and events, but with the cesspool of non-news, celebrity horseshit, and George Takei on the Newlywed Game, I can't reasonably be expected…

It’s Official: Facebook’s Hostile Takeover of Twitter!

After numerous attempts, the unthinkable has finally happened. Facebook has bought Twitter. Mark Zuckerberg, the creator of the immensely popular social networking/marketing site Facebook, has tried many times to buy Twitter, a microblogging/social networking/marketing site, in order to add it to his Arsenal of Awesome. I won't pretend I'm optimistic about this decision, but it…