Internet safety / That's Bris Baby! / The rise and fall of Xander Berkeley / #DatBodaciousness / The Walking Dead stan community opens up / The boys go on a golf outing / We are all Alex Jones / Roxborough is on fire / Daddy's Roommate and other gay shit / Spider-Man Homecoming diversity /… Continue reading Rox Trash Radio, Ep. 39: Creepin’ on Teenz
LGBT Pride Gets Babadooked
I've always been against "pride." No singular pride in particular; but unearned pride should have no place in our country. The circumstances of your birth should never be a source of pride. Once you've let your identity politics take the place of actual meaningful accomplishment, all that's left is racial, gender or ethnic hubris that… Continue reading LGBT Pride Gets Babadooked
Gays Go Gaga Over Gaga
I have to admit, I'm a bit of a philistine when it comes to Lady Gaga (Queen G? Her Royal Majesty, the Gaga?). While I've been aware of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta's career for almost a decade, I'd imagine the real fans remember ol' Manhattan Stef from 2005 when she was doing club music and… Continue reading Gays Go Gaga Over Gaga
Talking Nerdy, Ep. 188: Make America Cait Again
DOWNLOAD THE LATEST EPISODE HERE!! or on iTUNES and STITCHER RADIO Marvel's Captain America Civil War finally gets us our pictures of Spider-man! / Alternate Spidey endings / Lucifer still sucks / Shamrock Local adventures / I Am Cait is back and it's time to #MakeAmericaCaitAgain / The truth about popular music / BuzzFeed makes people… Continue reading Talking Nerdy, Ep. 188: Make America Cait Again
Talking Nerdy, Ep. 186: Everything is Dead
DOWNLOAD THE LATEST EPISODE HERE!! or on iTUNES and STITCHER RADIO Alex visits Facebook jail / Xander Berkeley Sunday / The Walking Dead introduces Jesus / Fuller House exceeds no expectations / The fried chicken mystery / Marvel casts Iron Fist and it's a whitey / The Justice League begins filming / Star Wars is gay again / Pokemon event makes… Continue reading Talking Nerdy, Ep. 186: Everything is Dead
Talking Nerdy, Ep. 180: #CarefreeCrackers
DOWNLOAD THE LATEST EPISODE HERE!! or on iTUNES and STITCHER RADIO Enjoying @DovesFlyLove on Twitter / Batman Vs Superman costume war / Poe Dameron is a gay / Is Snoke Darth Vader? / Degrassi tackles GamerGate / Tila Tequila is a conspirator / Jose Canseco is back off the rails / Golden Globes are too predictable… Continue reading Talking Nerdy, Ep. 180: #CarefreeCrackers
Talking Nerdy, Ep. 167: Chocolate Hunger Games
We introduce another Goober this week: The Report of the Week! / Star Wars The Force Awakens poster-talk / Larry David as Bernie Sanders and Bernie Sanders as Bernie Sanders / Bernie Sanders debates himself / Lincoln Chafee shit his pants on stage / Jim Webb kills / Amy Schumer is Miss Piggy / The… Continue reading Talking Nerdy, Ep. 167: Chocolate Hunger Games
The Devil and Mr. Cain (of the Moment)
from JSonline. This is the full version of the interview that contained the 5 minute Herman Cain brain-shart that you will inevitably see somewhere on the internet/TV if you haven't seen it already. Essentially, it's another Republican "Oops" moment where a potential leader of the free world proves his ineptitude and ignorance of any basics… Continue reading The Devil and Mr. Cain (of the Moment)
Watching too many Ryan Gosling movies for a straight man. (Rage Comic)
The SuperDPS Guide to Conspiracy Theories
From the beginning of time, the mentally unstable have turned healthy skepticism and questioning authority into a madhouse of unpredictable, unprovable, and unimaginably nonsensical theories. The eternal unanswerable question is "Why?" Why would the government fake a moon landing, house alien life forms, cover up the paranormal, or orchestrate a terrorist attack? The reason we… Continue reading The SuperDPS Guide to Conspiracy Theories
Life Lessons from Comedian James Adomian
(Stand-up Comedian, James Adomian, is a regular on LA's alternative comedy show, Comedy Death-Ray at the UCB Theater. His voice, along with his comprehensive library of characters and impressions can be heard semi-regularly on Scott Aukerman's podcast: Comedy Death-Ray Radio. His wildly funny and fresh pop satire is what landed him amongst the top ten… Continue reading Life Lessons from Comedian James Adomian
New Year’s Resolutions for a Better 2011
We all want to believe in a better life, a sustainable way of living, and a semi-guided path to follow our dreams without the soul-crushing monotony of a mundane existence. But let's face it: for most of us, these goals are about as likely as Kevin Smith winning a Best Picture Oscar (or, Christ, even… Continue reading New Year’s Resolutions for a Better 2011
I think it's fair to say that Sylvester Stallone is living in the past. Back in the day when men were men and guns were bazookas, Sly was running around a jungle, building intricate booby traps with a bunch of sticks and blasting away psychotic gunmen in grocery stores. He was an all-out action star,… Continue reading The Expendables
ICP has done it AGAIN!
Is there no peak to the Insane Clown Posse mountain of triumph? It seems that whenever they reach a plateau of great magnitude, they only decide to look up and climb higher. It's no secret that ICP is universally considered one of the greatest modern rap/rock groups in existence, but I didn't think they could… Continue reading ICP has done it AGAIN!
Porn Girl Amber Chase’s LIFE: Tweeted
Hey you, I’m @AmberChase, and I have a confession…. I love @Twitter, I mean really; I have met so many cool people through Twitter – face to face even, and sometimes more. In fact, I wouldn’t be writing to you cuties if I hadn’t met @SuperDPS through Twitter. I love how it connects me to people,… Continue reading Porn Girl Amber Chase’s LIFE: Tweeted
California Uber Alles
Last call for alcohol. Last call for your freedom of speech. Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law. Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver. It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid, and a jigger of formaldehyde from the jar with Hitler's brain in it we… Continue reading California Uber Alles
So yes, we have this posted on the Contact Us page (or at least we used to...) but I'd like to OFFICIALLY announce to the world our Super Dudes Power Squad Drunk Dial Line. We've all done it, its okay. But instead of calling your Ex, or that long lost friend, call us instead! We'll… Continue reading Superdps=SuperDrunkPhoneService
A Thoughtful Moment with Porn Star Lisa Sparxxx
Being in the porn industry, you can get jaded sometimes. I notice myself laughing when guys want to send me messages on MySpace or my newly deleted Facebook asking me the most descriptive questions. Examples being: "How does a man's cum taste?" Mind you, that question was from a man...so, how can I answer this… Continue reading A Thoughtful Moment with Porn Star Lisa Sparxxx
An Open Letter to the Gay Community
Dear Sirs, Madams, and those elusive Sir/Madams, While I must admit that a majority of my knowledge about Gay Issues comes from movies (no, not those kind of movies) and various friends, associates, and those I've met throughout my scholastic and professional career. I'm not gay, nor have I ever had a homosexual experience...not that… Continue reading An Open Letter to the Gay Community
Fuck You: Confessions of an Urban Fairy
Yeah, I'm a fuckin' fairy! Fuck you! I ain't no pussy-ass pixie-throwin' tinkerballs, motherfucker. I mean, yeah, I do throw pixie dust, but that's only, like, eight-and-a-motherfuckin-half-percent of my fuckin' job. All you cunts wanna hate on me, but I don't fuckin' give a shit. I ain't no tooth-stealin' pillow pusher. I may be a… Continue reading Fuck You: Confessions of an Urban Fairy
An Open Letter to President Barack Obama
Dear Mr. President, You probably don't know me. I tried to attend one of your big speeches on your Philadelphia tour. I couldn't get anywhere near you (or a speaker for that matter) and it took me about an hour to realize that the "line to get in" wasn't moving. I know you're a busy… Continue reading An Open Letter to President Barack Obama
An Open Letter to Country Star John Rich
Dear Mr. Rich, It may seem odd, and almost awkward, to single you out amongst the perversely immense cacophony of Country Western Superstars and the fine and objectively upstanding, God-Loving American Citizens who enjoy the genre. Let me assure you that my intentions are specific and wholly warranted. While your career has had its ups… Continue reading An Open Letter to Country Star John Rich
50 Things on the Internet You DON’T Need to See!
Recently (and by which I mean Monday), I came across a website that listed 99 Memes that you NEED to see on the internet. In this article I will pluck 50(that's right) from things on this list and describle them The first 30 will be the WORST, hopefully saving you the trouble of wasting as much of… Continue reading 50 Things on the Internet You DON’T Need to See!
The Dull Life Outside of the Q Continuum
Frankly, it blows my mind into what neurosurgeons would refer to as "a tizzy" when I ponder how paradoxically insignificant life can be. I hate to get all philosophical and "sciencey" when attempting to write an article because it usually results in relatively long periods of silent staring, writing pages upon pages of utter nonsense,… Continue reading The Dull Life Outside of the Q Continuum
Do We Need ‘Em?
Without boring you all with a laundry list of scientific terminology, facts and figures, I'll simply say that the Earth is relatively small. Contrary to popular belief, it has a finite amount of space in which all of us are meant to coexist. Fortunately, there are forces out there that ensure that many things won't… Continue reading Do We Need ‘Em?