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Honey West’s Ridiculous Porn Titles I’ve Known and Loved

As a porn website reviewer for XXXpwnage.com, I've   seen a huge number of sites, scenes, and performers over the past couple of years doing lots of wild and weird things. It's been quite an interesting experience and I've learned a lot in the process (well, maybe I shouldn't admit that!), but I thought it would be entertaining to…

Celebrity Horseshit: “Nigga Stole My Mic!”

As long as it's a hot topic, let's discuss the actions of Kanye West during the MTV VMA's, shall we? First of all--the actions took place at an award ceremony so ridiculous and unimportant--a locale so prone to spectacle--that its entire title is an acronym. Even in its name, it is screaming, "This is an…

Porn Girl Amber Chase’s LIFE: Tweeted

Hey you, I’m @AmberChase, and I have a confession…. I love @Twitter, I mean really; I have met so many cool people through Twitter – face to face even, and sometimes more. In fact, I wouldn’t be writing to you cuties if I hadn’t met @SuperDPS through Twitter. I love how it connects me to people,…

The Fine Art of the Shitty Tattoo

Many would argue that there is really no such thing as a "shitty tattoo." It can be poorly done, a divisive image, or in a bad location, but any work of art (no matter how creative) on the body is arguably "un-shitty." I disagree entirely--surprise! And this is coming from someone with only two tattoos:…

Benn Hodapp Reviews: The Running Man

Like most of the people reading this, Arnold Schwarzenegger has been a comically large presence in my life. He was such a giant star that his fucking name appeared above the title of most of his movies on posters and DVD covers. No one gives a crap about Kindergarten Cop and the producers knew it.…

The SuperDPS Guide to Dirty Words and When to Use Them

There are a seemingly countless amount of filthy terms and phrases out there. Some, we use every day. Others tend to be cringe-worthy and unmentionable in certain circles. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being offensive, politically incorrect, or verbally abrasive, but you must understand that some phrases carry more weight than others. This is…

Porn Star Adrianna Nicole’s Ten Reasons Why I Probably Don’t Want to Hang Out With You

1) You are a heterosexual male/female using the word 'Fag' in a pejorative manner. 2) You are a woman with a child who told the child's father 'of course I'm on the pill' in order to make the selfish decision to have a child just that, all your decision. What ever 'smart' reasons you might…

What the Fuck Happened? Actors Turned Musicians

It's no secret that we live in a world of excess. The zeitgeist indicates that we are no longer content in simply being good or even great, we need to be better--do more--even if that means dangerously shoving ourselves past the points of logic, common sense, and personal ability. I'd like to focus, for the sake…

Fuck You: Confessions of an Urban Fairy

Yeah, I'm a fuckin' fairy! Fuck you! I ain't no pussy-ass pixie-throwin' tinkerballs, motherfucker. I mean, yeah, I do throw pixie dust, but that's only, like, eight-and-a-motherfuckin-half-percent of my fuckin' job. All you cunts wanna hate on me, but I don't fuckin' give a shit. I ain't no tooth-stealin' pillow pusher. I may be a…