You Might Be a Fascist If…

I'd like to say that violent protests and hyperbolic political discourse in the streets throughout our country was a new phenomenon; that our "Cheeto Dictator" President--or whatever--has inspired some insane reactionary hate movement. Fortunately, despite what your illiterate Facebook friends may think, that's not the case. But unfortunately, this kind of assault on western values, common…

Russian Youth Fuck-a-Thon

How fucked are we when the so-called "freest country in the world" boasts some kind of moral high-ground from its conservative pedestal, rallying against the sexual freedom of its youth? Consider those in government who--the more liberal amongst us--would refer to as "fascists" for their stances on, well, let's be honest: fucking and drugs. Now,…