Junkies, drugs and hobo shanties, oh my! A woman cries at quizzo, and pantsless drug addicts are stumbling in the street. Smells like Christmastime in Roxborough! Dunkin Donuts is in trouble, but the Ridge is booming; except, of course, for the Big Mexican Sandwich. Pistachio Girl gets fired from Citizens Bank Park, and the Gaybourhood… Continue reading Rox Trash Radio, Ep. 19: Christmas in Junkietown
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Talking Nerdy, Ep. 204: Float Like a Butterfree, Sting Like a Beedrill
Joe browns out in Baltimore, Maryland / Pokemon Go! takes over everyone's life, with as many daily users as Twitter / The Ghostbusters reviews are in, and they're not good / Twitter teams up with Black Lives Matter giving credit to terrorists and cop killers / Bad cops are just bad people / Obama's search for an identity / The… Continue reading Talking Nerdy, Ep. 204: Float Like a Butterfree, Sting Like a Beedrill
Talking Nerdy, Ep. 136: Threesomes and Assholes
In this episode, we speculate on Dan's threesome that may or may not have actually happened and relive the best and worst moments from the neighborhood bar crawl. We treat you to another thrilling installment of JOSE-CAN-SAY-SO and play the Rotten Tomatoes game. In the aftermath of Philadelphia's winter mess, we welcome the (still slippery)… Continue reading Talking Nerdy, Ep. 136: Threesomes and Assholes
Talking Nerdy, Ep. 83.5 “Alex and Charlie Do The Oscars”
In this special half episode of Talking Nerdy, Alex Gross and Charlie Lightning have an intimate Oscar Party, go crazy with Tweets, and talk drunk and nerdy about the Academy Awards. Charlie Lightning challenges Alex in past Oscar Winners, and we reveal the winners and losers on our Oscar bets! Download This Week's Episode HERE… Continue reading Talking Nerdy, Ep. 83.5 “Alex and Charlie Do The Oscars”
The People for Basil Marceaux
Surely--by now--you've seen, or at least heard about, the internet phenomenon called Basil Marceaux. What started as a Tennessee local news open forum for Marceaux to present his reasons why he should be elected Governor turned into a worldwide clusterfunny at his own expense. For those of you who haven't seen the "video that started… Continue reading The People for Basil Marceaux
While We Sleep, Scientists are Hard at Work…
Citizens of our great nation--fear not! There are many elements that haunt this world we live in which may be beyond your control, but please do not worry. Science is on the case. You see...cancer, AIDS, climate change, biological engineering, the future of all life on earth...they aren't just small potatoes, they're just fucking stupid.… Continue reading While We Sleep, Scientists are Hard at Work…
The Top 5 TV Alcoholics
Remember the days when the evil vices that television felt comfortable showing were very different. It used to be that sex and drugs were unheard of on TV shows unless the title of the show began with the words "The Dangers of..." Now that producers and executives have figured out that fucking, fighting, and freebasing… Continue reading The Top 5 TV Alcoholics
Superdps=SuperDrunkPhoneService
So yes, we have this posted on the Contact Us page (or at least we used to...) but I'd like to OFFICIALLY announce to the world our Super Dudes Power Squad Drunk Dial Line. We've all done it, its okay. But instead of calling your Ex, or that long lost friend, call us instead! We'll… Continue reading Superdps=SuperDrunkPhoneService
Murphy’s Tavern: A Place to Go
The last thing I want to do on this site is to start openly promoting anything aside from this site. Well, that's not entirely true. The last thing I want to do would probably be Judah Friedlander with a live bear trap lodged halfway up his rectum. Hmm...now that that's the alternative, open promotion doesn't… Continue reading Murphy’s Tavern: A Place to Go