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Prometheus poster I threw together.(Source: http://www.superdps.com)

You’re Fired? Who Gives a Shit?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the American public essentially already "fired" every single cast member of 2010's Celebrity Apprentice? Every single person in the board room (arguably including Donald Trump, himself) has been rejected by society, Hollywood, the Media, etc. in a manner of speaking. What does that mean for this year's Celebrity…

The Greatest Story Never Told: A Wholly Unbalanced Review of ‘Where the Wild Things Are’

If you've never done drugs and for some reason you have the natural instinct to be curious about what all of the hubbub is aboot, save your time, effort, and inevitable physical breakdown and just see Where the Wild Things Are. Typically, in a review for a children's film, you wouldn't see the phrase "fucking…

What the Fuck Happened? Actors Turned Musicians

It's no secret that we live in a world of excess. The zeitgeist indicates that we are no longer content in simply being good or even great, we need to be better--do more--even if that means dangerously shoving ourselves past the points of logic, common sense, and personal ability. I'd like to focus, for the sake…

Septa Inepta UPDATE!!!1!111

So after the events of the last post from me, I did what the responsible blogger would do....bitch to customer service about something they had very little control over. Here's what I wrote.... Comment: Complaint Incident Date: 2/23/2009 Time of Incident: 4:00 pm Boarding Location: Ridge Ave and Fountain St Final Destination: 30th St Station/Drexel…

From My Cold, Dead Hands

"For the next six months, Al Gore is going to smear you as the enemy. He will slander you as gun-toting, knuckle-dragging, bloodthirsty maniacs who stand in the way of a safer America. Will you remain silent? I will not remain silent. If we are going to stop this, then it is vital to every…