Comedy

Cardi B for Congress 2022

A long time ago, you may remember that hip hop superstar, Cardi B (born Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar) began to make a "stank" over the reality of her taxable income. Surely, the transition from being a stripper and hustler, allegedly robbing and assaulting clients, to a multi-millionaire rapper, wife and mother was nothing short of a… Continue reading Cardi B for Congress 2022

Arts, Comedy, Fun Stuff, Movies, Philly, Tumblr

1990 to Now: A Perspective on Horror Films by the Decade, Part 1

There are so many reasons to be a fan of horror movies right now.  Hollywood has already to date released nine films on the big-screen that carry the official genre-filtering title when trying to purchase tickets online.  John Squires of Bloody Disgusting reported back on February 6 that five out of the top 10 highest-grossing… Continue reading 1990 to Now: A Perspective on Horror Films by the Decade, Part 1

Arts, Comedy, Fun Stuff, Philly, Top 5 List, Tumblr

Consumed By Classic Training Videos

There are times when the internet consumes your existence and there is no turning back. It happened to me, and I am slowly breaking free from my own prison of fast food/retail training videos from the 80s/90s. No celebrities made me a video saying I will survive, eh, what are you going to do? Nothing,… Continue reading Consumed By Classic Training Videos

Arts, Comedy, Educational, Events, News, Top 5 List, Top Story

New Year, New You: Don’t Do It

Well let us begin with a friendly HAPPY NEW YEAR! Now that we’ve got that out of the way we can discuss what our resolutions are, or, what we’re going to better this year. Think about yours, close your eyes, count to five, and allow me to inform you that it is complete bullshit. Self-improvement… Continue reading New Year, New You: Don’t Do It

Comedy, Fun Stuff, Movies, Rant, Sports, Tumblr

You’re Not Crazy. Daniel Stern is.

Most of us remember Daniel Stern from his glory days of playing the character Marv in Home Alone & Home Alone 2: Kevin has negligent parents and he should be taken away, oh wait, it was Lost in New York. You may try to be smug and act like Bushwhacked is you’re favorite movie Stern… Continue reading You’re Not Crazy. Daniel Stern is.

Fun Stuff, Movie Review, Movies, News, Podcast

Talking Nerdy, Ep. 152: PrattKeeping the Internets

Is it a coincidence that Spider-Man's costume features the same colors as the Confederate flag? Yes. But that doesn't stop us from talking about both the future of Spider-Man and the scourge of the rebel flag in this week's riveting episode of Talking Nerdy. We review and discuss Jurassic World, play the #HASHTAGorDIE game with… Continue reading Talking Nerdy, Ep. 152: PrattKeeping the Internets

Educational, Fun Stuff, Interview, Podcast, Talking Nerdy

Talking Nerdy, Ep. 142: Apocalyptic Overalls with Kate Lillo

Model Kate Lillo joins the show from the hustle and bustle of Los Angeles. We discuss the upcoming Shannara Chronicles on MTV, the Star Wars Force Awakens Celebration, Daredevil, the future of Spider-man, and Dan mansplains #Supernatural Tweets from girls on Twitter. Alex gets into another social media debate over feminism, and we delve into… Continue reading Talking Nerdy, Ep. 142: Apocalyptic Overalls with Kate Lillo

Movies, Review

Watson’s Review of “A Good Day to Die Hard”

“A Good Day to Die Hard” is the worst of the “Die Hard” movies, not because of its restrictive 12A rating, nor its over-reliance on computer-generated effects, but because it is the first instalment in the 25-year franchise to treat its audience with open contempt — here is the “Die Hard" for the “Transformers" crowd,… Continue reading Watson’s Review of “A Good Day to Die Hard”

Movies, Review, Special Guest Blogger

Watson Reviews “The Amazing Spider-Man”

“The Amazing Spider-Man” is a reboot of a blockbusting franchise that got off to a good start with “Spider-Man” in 2002, web-slung to towering new heights with “Spider-Man 2” in 2004, and lost its footing with “Spider-Man 3” in 2007. While each of those films were helmed by horror maestro Sam Raimi, this redo is… Continue reading Watson Reviews “The Amazing Spider-Man”

Movies, Review, Special Guest Blogger

Watson’s Reviews of Warrior and Killer Elite

“Warrior” is the surprise tear-jerker of the year. Why such a surprise? For one, it’s called “Warrior,” which gives the immediate impression of heroic, muscle-bound manliness. Secondly, its story centres around mixed martial arts, a sport in which beefy men willingly take part in beating one another to a misshapen pulp, which of course brings… Continue reading Watson’s Reviews of Warrior and Killer Elite

Movies, Review, Special Guest Blogger

Watson Reviews The Smurfs

It was only yesterday that I watched and reviewed Studio Ghibli's beautiful "Arrietty," an animated fantasy family film revolving around pint-sized heroes as they come into contact with human beings. And now here's my review of another animated fantasy family film revolving around pint-sized heroes as they come into contact with human beings, only this… Continue reading Watson Reviews The Smurfs

Charity, Events, Fun Stuff, Hot News, News, Rant, Top Story

It’s high time….

So, fair readers, it's been a while since you've heard from ole Davey. Let's fill you in on what you've missed in the last few weeks or so.... Still unemployed, however, I'm now doing some part time stuff for our very good friends at Derisory Designs, based out of Good Ole Port Richmond.  Cool-ass t-shirts… Continue reading It’s high time….

Fun Stuff, Games, Purchases, Review

Dragon Age: Origins–Part 3

The eloquence of organized battle has bested me once again as I stagger, dumbfounded through this elaborate and addictive game. Every fight that I find myself in is a last-ditch effort to come out on top--and while this works for me, I know that there must be an easier way. I've watched videos on YouTube,… Continue reading Dragon Age: Origins–Part 3

Fun Stuff, Games, Purchases, Review

Dragon Age: Origins–Part 2

After reading many reviews and playing this game so damn much--to the point that my eyelids reach unpleasant heaviness--it has become almost an essential part of my life. My version of the game came complete with two DLC codes... One was for a free set of armor, which I can't actually use until I reach… Continue reading Dragon Age: Origins–Part 2

Charity, Events, Irrationality, Mistakes, News, Television

Sometimes Suicide IS the Solution (George Sodini and his Blog)

If you turned on the news recently, you have probably seen the story about the L.A. Fitness that some psycho shot up, killing 3 innocent women in Pittsburgh, PA. That psycho was a 48 year old man name George Sodini. Why did he do such a horrible and terrible thing? I'll let him say it… Continue reading Sometimes Suicide IS the Solution (George Sodini and his Blog)

Charity, Events, Fun Stuff, Hot News, Irrationality, Porn, Purchases, Special Guest Blogger

A Day in the Life of Porn Star Julia Bond

Heyyyyyyy..... I am Julia Bond, adult film star.  I am a little crazy, a little wild, and always unpredictable.  That's just me.  Me describing an average day in my life may seem unreal, but this is my life and I love it.  My life is one big risk.  Whether I am singing karaoke in Baskin… Continue reading A Day in the Life of Porn Star Julia Bond

Arts, Fun Stuff, Hot News, Irrationality, Mistakes, Porn, Rant, Special Guest Blogger

Porn Star Kelly Divine Off Camera

I'm gonna write a little bit about the difference between me on and off camera. I get questioned about this a lot and although I cannot speak on behalf of anyone else in the industry, this is me. There is difference between on camera and off camera sex. Even if you still get off on… Continue reading Porn Star Kelly Divine Off Camera

Events, Fun Stuff, Hot News, Mistakes, Music, News, Porn, Review, Television, Top Story

May Starts with a Bang! A Week in Review

Rarely am I ever compelled to write a synopsis of the casual goings-on across the pop culture spectrum, but this, the first week of May, created a Wocket in my cerebral Pocket. Let's start off with Swine Flu; as good a place to start as any, I'd imagine... Well, it seems the panic has worn… Continue reading May Starts with a Bang! A Week in Review

Fun Stuff, Hot News, Irrationality, Rant, Review, Top 10 List, Top 5 List, Top Story, Uncategorized

Stuff Dave Likes (and My Big Fat Greek Engineering School Tragedy)

A blog is a blog, so I am free to talk about whatever I'd like, right? So today I'm going to let you into the world of Dave, just a little bit and talk about...well...stuff I like! If you enjoy these things, well...good for you, that brings you up one more peg in Dave's Book… Continue reading Stuff Dave Likes (and My Big Fat Greek Engineering School Tragedy)

Arts, Events, Fun Stuff, Hot News, Intro, Porn, Purchases, Review, Special Guest Blogger, Sports, Television

My Heart’s a’Twitter

In this marvelous time of social networking, social news, and...ample alternatives to being "real life" social, one of the most underestimated and useful is Twitter. I say "underestimated" because, while it is ridiculously populated, it is mostly used by advertisers, companies, promoters, individuals who want an outlet to share their experiences and, well, promote themselves.… Continue reading My Heart’s a’Twitter

Charity, Events, Fun Stuff, Hot News, News, Purchases

Murphy’s Tavern: A Place to Go

The last thing I want to do on this site is to start openly promoting anything aside from this site. Well, that's not entirely true. The last thing I want to do would probably be Judah Friedlander with a live bear trap lodged halfway up his rectum. Hmm...now that that's the alternative, open promotion doesn't… Continue reading Murphy’s Tavern: A Place to Go

Arts, Events, Fun Stuff, Hot News, Irrationality, Mistakes, News, Rant, Review, Television, Top 5 List, Top Story

50 Things on the Internet You DON’T Need to See!

Recently (and by which I mean Monday), I came across a website that listed 99 Memes that you NEED to see on the internet. In this article I will pluck 50(that's right) from things on this list and describle them The first 30 will be the WORST, hopefully saving you the trouble of wasting as much of… Continue reading 50 Things on the Internet You DON’T Need to See!

Arts, Holidays, Hot News, Mistakes, Porn, Rant, Special Guest Blogger, Top 5 List

Sex Blogger Dark Gracie’s 2009 “More” List

First off, I have never done a New Year's Resolution for the mere fact that they are never fun and always so much "work."  Screw that! So, here are MY New Year's Resolutions: 1. Write More. As many of my readers have noticed, I have slacked off quite a bit. It's not like I don't have sex anymore; I lack… Continue reading Sex Blogger Dark Gracie’s 2009 “More” List