I know this is long overdue but it's one of those things that you have to do. Like talk to relatives! 2009 has not been the best year for me. In fact, it was quite possibly the worst. Started out with my grandfather passing away (his funeral being the day right before my birthday), my… Continue reading Joe’s Sloppy 2009: Year in Review
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Billy Mays: The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Pitches
I know what you're saying. "Hey, Alex! You've done an AS SEEN ON TV article before! Run out of ideas?" Well, the short answer is "Not quite." The long answer is, "Please seek whatever professional help that may be required for you to break your habit of yelling wildly at your computer screen." It's just… Continue reading Billy Mays: The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Pitches
What the Fuck Happened?: As Seen on TV
Was there a specific moment that slipped by the collective conscious of the entire world, or have we all just gone batshit insane? Either way, we've all gone soft on the As Seen on TV product marketing schemes perpetrated by the likes of Billy Mays and Vince Shlomi (a.k.a. The Sham-Wow guy). I recall a… Continue reading What the Fuck Happened?: As Seen on TV
The Wasp Knife…Why?!
Driving up to school I was listening to the Preston and Steve Show (You guys rock.) and they were talking about the Wasp Knife. I was so interested and disturbed by this that I just had to look it up. And what is the Wasp Knife you ask? Let me give you a brief explanation..… Continue reading The Wasp Knife…Why?!