The SuperDPS Guide to Conspiracy Theories

From the beginning of time, the mentally unstable have turned healthy skepticism and questioning authority into a madhouse of unpredictable, unprovable, and unimaginably nonsensical theories. The eternal unanswerable question is "Why?" Why would the government fake a moon landing, house alien life forms, cover up the paranormal, or orchestrate a terrorist attack? The reason we…

Swine Flu, as I Understand It…

There's recently been a lot of rumors spreading around (like a virus!) about this whole Swine Flu business. It's a lot to wrap my head around, but I'm going to attempt a quick explanation. For those of you who don't know, Swine Flu is a variation of Influenza that came from pigs, transferred to pig people,…

Do We Need ‘Em?

Without boring you all with a laundry list of scientific terminology, facts and figures, I'll simply say that the Earth is relatively small. Contrary to popular belief, it has a finite amount of space in which all of us are meant to coexist. Fortunately, there are forces out there that ensure that many things won't…