Life Lessons from Sara Jay

The first time I ever watched a porn I was 19. I've always considered myself agnostic. I can't stand when Motherfuckers attempt to cut in line!! When I was a kid, I was a Tomboy. If my life were a crappy romantic comedy, it would be Fever Pitch....sortof... The worst advice I ever got was…

Life Lessons from Pornstar Madelyn Monroe

I grew up very religious. I went to christian private school from kindergarden til my Junior year of high-school (which i eventually dropped out of). I was always loud, and obnoxious. I was never afraid to have a good time or voice my opinion (some things never change). I was not really a trouble maker,…

Porn Star Adrianna Nicole’s Ten Reasons Why I Probably Don’t Want to Hang Out With You

1) You are a heterosexual male/female using the word 'Fag' in a pejorative manner. 2) You are a woman with a child who told the child's father 'of course I'm on the pill' in order to make the selfish decision to have a child just that, all your decision. What ever 'smart' reasons you might…

“Dirty Roommates”–with Porn Girl Stevie Hart

Hi! I'm Stevie Hart. I've come to terms with the fact that people want to see me naked and not read anything I have to say. So, instead of writing some shit no one cares about, I'm submitting a video for this amazing site that so enthusiastically asked me to contribute! Without further ado, here…

Gryffindor FTW!!

Once in awhile, I'll happen upon something that I will--for a short time--consider the "Greatest Thing Ever." While this practice is often more spasmodic and arguably useless than Keith Olbermann's lists of Best and Worst Persons in the World, it often serves to satiate my otherwise excruciating somnambulism during the average work-day. Just about every…