The New Cosmopolitics: Will America Ever Come Back From This?

Cosmopolitics is an old, barely-used term that has something to do with separating politics from culture in such a way that irrational and unrealistic ideas can be discussed outside the realm of reality. Essentially, a way for the apolitical “Cosmopolitan” or “Globalist” with no desire to inform themselves in the age of information to talk…

A Scintillating Scenario at CPAC 2020

In the midst of the sociopolitical and medical scare of the Chinese Coronavirus, thousands of Conservatives of various age groups convened for the annual CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) in DC. It was a fun and, at times, chaotic event, but also happened to be my first time attending, so I thought I’d share the…

The Sordid State of Safe Injection Sites

This week, a Federal Judge in Philadelphia approved the city's (and the nation's) first "safe" heroin injection site for operation. The nonprofit organization, Safehouse, whose goal it is to establish legal opium dens all across the city, put up a long battle against various communities and attorneys over this proposal. However, one can't help but…

The ‘Nanette’ Delusion

(The following editorial is a matter of opinion. The author has no inside knowledge of the subject and all thoughts herein are purely speculative in nature.) Hannah Gadsby, the Australian performance artist masquerading as a comedienne, rose to international prominence through her interminably turgid Netflix special, "Nanette." The hubris gained from being suddenly world-famous has turned Gadsby…

The Curious Case of Taylor Alison Swift

I've been a fan of Taylor Swift's since September 13th, 2009. Most people would lie to you and say "I've been a fan since the very beginning," but not me. This was a very specific date when something very significant happened. Less than a year after America had elected its first black President and Taylor…

Tha Foolsbumps Issue #MarchIssue

#Foolsbumps: the all new book series calling out the fools, goofs & goobers of the day!

#SailorTwiftClub x Tape Leak Magazine (Jan. 2019)

See SAILOR TWIFT CLUB art and more in Tape Leak! Instagram.

Sailor Twift Magazine #December2018

We Have the TAPES! Review Brah has a Whopper... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03pXYDd4FQw   Barron is growing... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkYeleh0XC0   Pete Davidson on Suicide Watch... https://youtu.be/GKaakjMVtyE   Running Immigrant Memes...   Cardi B's relationship was always a sham... https://youtu.be/t1-wKELbW4E   Sarah Hyland is losing her mind... https://youtu.be/EiR6DPzRufs   Jake Paul is on someone else's Suicide Watch... https://youtu.be/I__NPlB1iVU?t=634   TOMMYNC2010 reconnects…