The 2000s By: Eddie Caiazzo Why didn’t the year 2000 have any movies named in this survey? Unfortunately, the Y2K hysteria was scarier than any horror movies released that year. We’ll leap right over the first year in the decade straight into 2001, where some asbestos removal guys get to work on the Danvers State… Continue reading 1990 to Now, A Perspective on Horror Films by the Decade: Part III of V
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1990 to Now, A Perspective on Horror Films by the Decade: Part II of V
I don’t know why, but November was a popular month for horror in 1990. The three films named in this survey released that year resided in the month of November. Tim Curry as “Pennywise the Clown” would scare a generation of youngsters in the TV miniseries based on Stephen King’s 1986 best-selling novel IT. To… Continue reading 1990 to Now, A Perspective on Horror Films by the Decade: Part II of V
10 X-Mas Original Tunes to Light Your Little Yule Log
So this is Christmas and you’re sick of all the usual songs. My gift to you this season is these 10 tunes to give you something a little different. Perhaps you have heard some of them, perhaps you have not, and maybe you will hear a new favorite. You have been a mediocre boy/girl this… Continue reading 10 X-Mas Original Tunes to Light Your Little Yule Log
3 Ninjas Taught Us How to Prep for a Kidnapping
Yeah, sure--the whole karate thing is cool when you’re a kid and you think that you actually have the ability to be become a karate master like Rocky, Colt, and Tum-Tum. Well guess what, bub! You never had the ability and you never will! You’re an adult and now you’re lessons are to be learned… Continue reading 3 Ninjas Taught Us How to Prep for a Kidnapping
Talking Nerdy, Ep. 114: Hold On, Hold On, I Know This
H. Foley from the Center City Comedy Podcast in New York joins us for this week's episode. We bring back "Racist Radio" and talk about the latest Fall TV hits and flops. With the premiere of the Simpsons and Family Guy, we play a Simpsons Guest Star Quiz and cap off the show with our… Continue reading Talking Nerdy, Ep. 114: Hold On, Hold On, I Know This
Talking Nerdy Episode 99: Strong Female Lamps
We discuss strong female characters and their place in movies as well as the season finale of Game of Thrones (and women getting kicked in the crotch). We continue our World Cup coverage and play TV MOVIE MANIA! DOWNLOAD THE LATEST EPISODE HERE or on iTUNES and STITCHER
8 Non-Existent Dating Struggles and Why We’re All Pussies
There has always been pressure and sexual tension in the dating world and to think that Millenials are uniquely pressured is utter nonsense. Because of open source sex education, pornography, and the magical ability to send dong-pics to your friends that disappear in 5 seconds, we're a more sexually conscious generation, sure. But the generation behind us will surpass us in that without problem.
Watson Presents the 25 Best/Worst Movies of 2013
Am I too late to be posting this? Most people post their “best of the year” lists in late December, early January, right? And this is March. Bugger. Oh well, better late than never. And hey, the Oscars were on last night, so I can just seamlessly tie it into that. Yeah, that’ll work. So,… Continue reading Watson Presents the 25 Best/Worst Movies of 2013
Talking Nerdy, Ep. 61: It Ain’t Easy Being Green w/ Hugh Giordano
From Justin Timberlake to Syria, we discuss a wide range of political issues with our special guest, former Green Party candidate Hugh Giordano. After that, it's Lightning Round Sports and we find out how Mayor Stubbs the Cat was almost assassinated. Download HERE or on iTUNES!
Best and Worst Music Videos of 2011
Hey, boys and girls! I've been reviewing music all year--songs and artists that I've really enjoyed, and those I found horrifying. I try not to be genre-specific, but it does become a strain on my ability to effectively deliver my honest opinion. Having said that, I can (and regularly do) appreciate lots of different styles… Continue reading Best and Worst Music Videos of 2011
Top Ten Worst Films of 2011
Yesterday evening, I posted a list of what I believe to be the top 25 best films of 2011; now it’s time to look at the opposite end of the spectrum. Listed below are the ten films I believe to be the worst of the worst of 2011 – yes, these are the cinema releases… Continue reading Top Ten Worst Films of 2011
Stand Up at The Raven Leaves Our Midnight Anything But Dreary
Every Thursday night, the Raven Lounge in downtown Philadelphia makes the radical transformation from a hip, scenester club to a hip, scenester club with Stand Up comedy. It's incredible. The Raven features modestly-priced drinks with the mandatory Philly specials, toys and games scattered around the tables and bar, and a ceiling covered in the ramblings… Continue reading Stand Up at The Raven Leaves Our Midnight Anything But Dreary
Main Street Comedy: Bringing Funny Back
It's been a month since I've last seen the hilarious crew from Main Street Comedy. Their performances never cease to amaze me and I'm honored to call them...people I've met. The lineup is always changing which makes each show interesting and new. This month's theme was "Bike Race Fever," to piggyback on the upcoming drunken… Continue reading Main Street Comedy: Bringing Funny Back
The Top Ten Best Films of 2010
2010 has been host to some truly inspiring works of cinematic art. In a year of catastrophic oil spills and Chilean miners trapped 2,300 ft underground, films allow us to momentarily forget these instances outside the theatre, letting us get sucked into the realities they create and raise a smile or arouse a tear. Sure,… Continue reading The Top Ten Best Films of 2010
The Top Ten Worst Films of 2010
Like any year in the exciting and ever-changing world of film, 2010 has certainly had its miserable stinkers. Over the past 12 months, my love of cinema has been bashed over the head at an alarming rate with worrisome additions to theatrical schedules. Some have been laughable, some have been boring, and a hefty amount… Continue reading The Top Ten Worst Films of 2010
Watson’s Top 10 Christmas Films
Well folks, it looks like Christmastime is upon us once again, and the weather outside certainly is frightful. It's hard to believe it's been twelve months since last year's gleeful celebrations, but it's here; and December 25th is approaching pretty darn fast. As per usual, fluorescent lights will be decorating the houses on the streets… Continue reading Watson’s Top 10 Christmas Films
Life Lessons from Pornstar Amile Waters
The first time I ever shot I was soo freakin' nervous. I had a shoot with Mr. Marcus and I had a huge crush on him before getting into porn. The way he was soo professional on the set, gave me insight of how some people are in this industry. I thought it was just… Continue reading Life Lessons from Pornstar Amile Waters
Watson’s Top Ten Horror Films
What is it about horror films that make them so enticing? The vast majority of people I know aren't particularly fond of being scared, yet spine-chilling spook-em-ups are apparently worthy of their time and money. Perhaps it's the adrenaline rush -- to want to turn away from the screen, to hide one's face behind the… Continue reading Watson’s Top Ten Horror Films
The Top Ten Bands Ruining Music
Let's start off with a bit of honesty: I have listened to some pretty shitty music in my time, and I'm sure many of the bands I enjoy, some of you would find objectionable--but that isn't the point. This is a list of bands that I feel that I can make a strong case against;… Continue reading The Top Ten Bands Ruining Music
Ten 90’s Trends That Need to Make a Comeback
Fuck nostalgia. Everything that disappeared from popular culture probably disappeared for a good reason. Sorry, Gary--it was your time. We moved on, possibly through some theory of memetics; on to bigger and better things. But at the same time, it seems like many things are heading backwards. In a future that we were promised virtual… Continue reading Ten 90’s Trends That Need to Make a Comeback
The Top 50 Best Album Covers EVER
When compiling a list of the top of anything, one must consider quite a few things. It would be too easy to go with the staples of cover art. You wouldn't have to dig too deep to find gems like The Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band or Pink Floyd's The Wall. Once we… Continue reading The Top 50 Best Album Covers EVER
Life Lessons from Diamond Kitty
The first time I ever feature-danced was nerve-rocking. I remember I was doing a Super Bowl special in Miami, for JMH Productions and we had to do girl/girl scenes for the commercials...but we also had to go on stage and dance. It was my first time, so I was shaking like a little piece of… Continue reading Life Lessons from Diamond Kitty
Life Lessons from Cherry Ferretti
The first time I ever realized my attraction to women I was 14, and watching the sexy Chasey Lain video. With the power of a god, I would seduce every single man and woman on this planet. I would be Miss Babalon. 😉 I've always considered myself a nerd. 😛 I can't stand when motherfuckers… Continue reading Life Lessons from Cherry Ferretti
Life Lessons from Lynsie Lee
The first time I ever watched porn was with my best friend and my sister when I was in 5th grade. With the power of a god, I would rid the world of all money and oil. I've always considered myself the funniest person I know. I can't stand when Motherfuckers try to get nudes… Continue reading Life Lessons from Lynsie Lee
Life Lessons from Tita Sin
The First Time I Ever got naked online my whole family passed my photos around (sad but true)! I got over it and continue to nude-up to this day. With the power of a god, I would...HAHAHA you do NOT want to know, let's just say I'd give a few people the inability to speak,… Continue reading Life Lessons from Tita Sin
Life Lessons from Brandi Love
The First Time I ever kissed a man and felt light headed and slightly confused, I married him! I always wondered when I was younger how I would know who the “one” was. I had heard “you just know”, and things of that nature. But when I kissed Michael on our 3rd date ( yeah… Continue reading Life Lessons from Brandi Love
I Lost Interest in Music in 2009: Billboard’s Top 25
I used to like music. Really. I tried to follow all of the newest up-and-coming bands, went to concerts regularly, attempted to stay on top of what music was getting popular. Now I don't give a shit anymore...and here's why. There is a wonderful quote from Kanye West in which he proclaims himself the voice… Continue reading I Lost Interest in Music in 2009: Billboard’s Top 25
11 Dumb Myths and Smart Facts: The Right Food for a Wrong World
Through the process of promoting an ecologically friendly and energy efficient green lifestyle, many hopelessly gullible people all over the world are caught up in the clusterfuck of misinformation--and that can be dangerous. For the purposes of this article, I'm going to concentrate on the plethora of harmful lies that you're subjected to about the food… Continue reading 11 Dumb Myths and Smart Facts: The Right Food for a Wrong World
CraigsList Creepers: Guys VS Gals! (NSFW)
By the standards of the traditional Serial Killer, The CraigsList Killer, Philip Markoff was a huge pussy; and worse yet, he only had one successful murder under his belt. Sure he's wanted for a few robberies, but who the fuck cares? Where was your pizzazz, Markoff? You had every single other creeper on CraigsList to… Continue reading CraigsList Creepers: Guys VS Gals! (NSFW)
10 Hardcore Sex Tips From the Hot Woman Next Door
Is your sex life getting boring with your partner? Here are 10 ways to spice up your sex life and I have to admit I have tried almost all of them! I guess that is why they call me "Wacky Lani!" 1. While walking in the mall parking lot pull down your pants and moon… Continue reading 10 Hardcore Sex Tips From the Hot Woman Next Door
Commercials Will Make You Crazy!
Commercials that don't make a god damn lick of sense! The whole purpose of a commercial is to sell a product. These particular commercials (by my standards anyway) fail to do so. Visa: This particular commercial features a father taking his daughter to the aquarium on a Tuesday afternoon. Which is why they play The… Continue reading Commercials Will Make You Crazy!
Sex Blogger Misty Kaye’s 10 Reasons I Won’t Reply to You
Men, you suck at online dating. You're not just a little bit bad at it. You really, really suck. Yes, you've got it tough. More than half of the decent personal ads out there are just spammers in disguise, and the real girls are so inundated with potential suitors that you're likely to get lost… Continue reading Sex Blogger Misty Kaye’s 10 Reasons I Won’t Reply to You
Celebrity Horseshit: Yearbook Top Ten Edition
If you've ever used the Internet to any reasonable extent, you've probably seen tabloid photos of your favorite (or least favorite) celebs and thought "Wow, they're really just...normal fucking people." The beauty of this, of course, is that the more famous they are, the more enjoyable it is to see them fall...it's just human nature.… Continue reading Celebrity Horseshit: Yearbook Top Ten Edition
Movies That Shouldn’t Be Coming Out
In retrospect, there are hundreds, if not thousands of divisive and objectively terrible movies that should have never been made...But, until we develop some kind of time machine (and we I will), we have to settle for the morbid reality that most of us won't live long enough to travel back through history and tell… Continue reading Movies That Shouldn’t Be Coming Out
Porn Star Adrianna Nicole’s Ten Reasons Why I Probably Don’t Want to Hang Out With You
1) You are a heterosexual male/female using the word 'Fag' in a pejorative manner. 2) You are a woman with a child who told the child's father 'of course I'm on the pill' in order to make the selfish decision to have a child just that, all your decision. What ever 'smart' reasons you might… Continue reading Porn Star Adrianna Nicole’s Ten Reasons Why I Probably Don’t Want to Hang Out With You
Billy Mays: The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Pitches
I know what you're saying. "Hey, Alex! You've done an AS SEEN ON TV article before! Run out of ideas?" Well, the short answer is "Not quite." The long answer is, "Please seek whatever professional help that may be required for you to break your habit of yelling wildly at your computer screen." It's just… Continue reading Billy Mays: The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Pitches
The Top 10 Sexist Old Advertisements
You know those days that are always referred to as "The Good Old Days?" Those where the days when people would listen to what we now call "Golden Oldies." Racism was essentially a life choice and treating women like they ranked somewhere behind canines in the chain of society was the norm. Well, those times… Continue reading The Top 10 Sexist Old Advertisements
The Trouble with Tribbles: Star Trek in Retrospect
After a much-too-delayed outing to catch the new J.J. Abrams' Star Trek in theaters, I think it's safe to assume that everyone who is going to see this film has already seen it. I was emotionally torn apart when I found that Star Trekwas no longer playing in Imax Theaters (at least in my area)… Continue reading The Trouble with Tribbles: Star Trek in Retrospect
The Top 10 Heartbreakingly Obscure Muppets
Everyone loves Muppets. If you don't love Muppets, I don't want to know you. Surely, we've all grown attached to the Muppet Super Stars; the ageless, timeless characters who have given us hours of enjoyment...made us laugh, and more importantly, question ourselves for watching puppet shows as mentally stable adults. But for the true Muppet fan,… Continue reading The Top 10 Heartbreakingly Obscure Muppets
Snappy Reviews from a Week of Movie-Watching
The worst (or best, depending on how you look at it) part of working two days per week in rough economic times is that I wind up doing nothing all day but writing, thinking, and most importantly: watching mediocre movies. Comcast OnDemand supplies users with a seemingly endless supply of "one star" movies. Now, while… Continue reading Snappy Reviews from a Week of Movie-Watching
Stuff Dave Likes (and My Big Fat Greek Engineering School Tragedy)
A blog is a blog, so I am free to talk about whatever I'd like, right? So today I'm going to let you into the world of Dave, just a little bit and talk about...well...stuff I like! If you enjoy these things, well...good for you, that brings you up one more peg in Dave's Book… Continue reading Stuff Dave Likes (and My Big Fat Greek Engineering School Tragedy)
The Top 10 Famous Female D-Bags
The term 'douchebag' gets thrown around a lot these days. It holds with it a stigma that tends to be uniquely masculine. When characterizing a female as particularly "in your face" or "intellectually offensive," one might use terms like 'bitch' or the ever popular 'C-Word.' It must be noted, however, that these terms (while succinct… Continue reading The Top 10 Famous Female D-Bags
Top Ten Types of Paper
A lot of people like to post top ten lists. And generally, these lists are interesting to read, if only for the controversy they're sure to create. Top 10 dictators of Latin America? We could go all afternoon, debating between the likes of Peron, Batista, Castro, Duvalier, and what not. Top Ten Types of STDs?… Continue reading Top Ten Types of Paper
Do We Need ‘Em?
Without boring you all with a laundry list of scientific terminology, facts and figures, I'll simply say that the Earth is relatively small. Contrary to popular belief, it has a finite amount of space in which all of us are meant to coexist. Fortunately, there are forces out there that ensure that many things won't… Continue reading Do We Need ‘Em?
11 Reasons Why John Adams Kicks Ass
Image via Wikipedia 11 Reasons why John Adams kicks ass. I've finally gotten my hands on the DVD of HBO's John Adams (Thanks, Chris). Now, I'm only through the first half, so this is not about why the miniseries kicks ass -- although, to be fair, it does so far. John Adams has always been… Continue reading 11 Reasons Why John Adams Kicks Ass
An Ode to the Facebook Status
Let me preface this by saying that I have entirely too much free time. I work three days a week and sit around monitoring what I eat and trying my damnedest to have the most achievement points out of anyone in my clan (fuck you, Mike). I am wholly enamored by Facebook, and wish I… Continue reading An Ode to the Facebook Status
Kevin’s Top 10 Cult Films
Hello, My name is Kevin Siter, I'm a writer/actor working on getting all my ideas in movies and tv shows. You can check out what I'm currently working on, A show called Fighter's High which is a martial arts comedy at http://www.youtube.com/FightersHigh. I'll get to what Fighter's High is about in a article somewhere… Continue reading Kevin’s Top 10 Cult Films