Cosmopolitics is an old, barely-used term that has something to do with separating politics from culture in such a way that irrational and unrealistic ideas can be discussed outside the realm of reality. Essentially, a way for the apolitical “Cosmopolitan” or “Globalist” with no desire to inform themselves in the age of information to talk… Continue reading The New Cosmopolitics: Will America Ever Come Back From This?
The Deceptive Dystopia of the Wuhan CoronaVirus
The absurdist and hyperbolic response to the Wuhan Kung Flu CoronaVirus is a flamboyant display of post apocalyptic Communist cosplay at best, and a dangerous sociopolitical totalitarian exercise at worst.
Big ideas and bad actors: The death of modernity
It is a dark time. The few remaining American people of kind heart and mind on the political left have lost nearly all common sense and credibility (if they had any to begin with) and we are unable to come together for similar values and goals. How did we get here? Cognitive dissonance within certain… Continue reading Big ideas and bad actors: The death of modernity
The Historic Collapse of the Wissahickon
The strange death of the Wissahickon Valley has seemingly come out of nowhere. But with denial, hang-wringing, and a refusal to accept any accountability for their own domestic and social policies, the people of Philadelphia are ensuring it will only get worse.
“Dangerous weeds” overtake Cook Wissahickon School
PHILADELPHIA--Public elementary school in the Wissahickon section of Philadelphia brands their weed-infested lot as a "meadow," Neighbors claim. While the excuse given seems to be that the overgrown and underserved corner lot, slowly overtaking the school's sign, is a beautiful garden and haven for local wildlife, the reality of the situation is that the weeds… Continue reading “Dangerous weeds” overtake Cook Wissahickon School
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Is Philly’s Octavius Catto Monument a Warning?
Despite being oversaturated with historic monuments, murals, structures, and artifacts in the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, and specifically the city of Philadelphia, it is endlessly troubling how detached our citizens seem to be from that history. Recently, a small, but nevertheless obnoxious, group of individuals led by Councilwoman-at-Large and Asian spirit who kills you seven… Continue reading Is Philly’s Octavius Catto Monument a Warning?
Hey, Celebrities…We Need to Talk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTYidWBC8-4 You're frustrated, I get it. In a lot of ways, we're all frustrated. You have to deal with our nitpicking over every Blockbuster big-budget film you guys squirt out for a paycheck; and we have to deal with a mass media that obsesses over everything you guys say and do. We're both trying to… Continue reading Hey, Celebrities…We Need to Talk
Your Russian Hacker Theory Sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sbT3_9dJY4 While it's ultimately refreshing to have individuals who have a seemingly limitless history of being categorically wrong about every major issue involving race, gender, sociology, and economics suddenly get super-into international politics instead, one does not simply become magically red-pilled when one's political nemesis becomes God Emperor. In this latest and transparently bogus attempt to (at… Continue reading Your Russian Hacker Theory Sucks
If Trump Destroys Your Sex Life, It’s Your Problem
Recently, a writer for Cosmopolitan.com decided to share the sordid details of the rapid decline of her mental health and sex life with her husband, a man, all due to anxiety over the 2016 election; more specifically, Donald Judas Trump. Laura Hooper Beck could be mentally unstable, bordering on dangerous. Who knows for sure? Only the… Continue reading If Trump Destroys Your Sex Life, It’s Your Problem
An Open Letter to Americans
My Fellow Americans-- No, that's too formal... Hey, guys, what's up? That's better. We're about seven exciting weeks away from the next presidential election, and I'm not sure if you've noticed, but you guys are really letting it get to your heads. Between the endless protests and puffing up your chests on social media, you… Continue reading An Open Letter to Americans
Grace Vanderwaal is Bae
Presto! Penn Jillette Sums Up Just About Everything
Penn Jillette examines everything Libertarian and what makes sense (to him).
Talking Nerdy, Ep. 81: To the NSA with Love
Let's not spoil too much of this one, but we get into Net Neutrality and we're releasing it on a day that people all over the Internet are fighting to take back their Internet. Visit TheDayWeFightBack.org Also, we talk about strippers, sports, Walking Dead, and how Dan has Cheez-Its in his beard. Download the Latest… Continue reading Talking Nerdy, Ep. 81: To the NSA with Love
Bella Vendetta Interviews Pornstar Jayda Diamonde
If you follow my Twitter (@BellaVendetta66) you may have noticed my slight crush that is quickly turning to infatuation with adult performer Jayda Diamonde. Jayda inspired me become a cam performer for the company she works for (StreaMate) and since then I’ve been in awe of the webcam shows she does! She’s known for taking… Continue reading Bella Vendetta Interviews Pornstar Jayda Diamonde
New Year’s Resolutions for a Better 2011
We all want to believe in a better life, a sustainable way of living, and a semi-guided path to follow our dreams without the soul-crushing monotony of a mundane existence. But let's face it: for most of us, these goals are about as likely as Kevin Smith winning a Best Picture Oscar (or, Christ, even… Continue reading New Year’s Resolutions for a Better 2011
BP–British Petroleum OR Biggest Pricks EVER!? (the E is silent)
How BP President, Tony Hayward, isn't literally going door to door in the Gulf coast offering blowjobs to the locals is beyond me. He is chairman of a company that is single-handedly destroying our planet worse than SEX AND THE CITY 2. SCOOBY-DOO! And now BP is asking for tax money to help with the… Continue reading BP–British Petroleum OR Biggest Pricks EVER!? (the E is silent)
Life Lessons from Cherry Ferretti
The first time I ever realized my attraction to women I was 14, and watching the sexy Chasey Lain video. With the power of a god, I would seduce every single man and woman on this planet. I would be Miss Babalon. 😉 I've always considered myself a nerd. 😛 I can't stand when motherfuckers… Continue reading Life Lessons from Cherry Ferretti
Battlefield: South Park
Well, it's official, kids. The terrorists have won. They won in Denmark, they won in England, and now they've won in America. It's a shame, really. So many of our country's young men and women have sacrificed their lives to defend our "freedom." They died for nothing. Perhaps I sound rather nonchalant about this whole… Continue reading Battlefield: South Park
You’re Fired? Who Gives a Shit?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the American public essentially already "fired" every single cast member of 2010's Celebrity Apprentice? Every single person in the board room (arguably including Donald Trump, himself) has been rejected by society, Hollywood, the Media, etc. in a manner of speaking. What does that mean for this year's Celebrity… Continue reading You’re Fired? Who Gives a Shit?
God Exists and He’s American
At long last, this country has won a battle in its war for God. We've been heading down the path of evil for so long, it's about time we got back on Jesus's good side (for those of you who don't know, Jesus and God are the same person, except when they're having a conversation).… Continue reading God Exists and He’s American
Someone Died, Age 38, in Burbank
Strangers die every day, and if you really think about it, every single one of those individuals was largely insignificant in the big picture--like an insect. Certainly, family members, loved ones--their importance is relative. They mean the world to you when they're alive, and sometimes, mean even more when they're gone. It's an incredible phenomenon.… Continue reading Someone Died, Age 38, in Burbank
The SuperDPS Guide to the Right
There's a political schism in this country that has been exported throughout the Western World through religion and an imaginary system of values which should never be part of global or national policy to begin with. It seems only right that someone attempt to explain the points of view commonly associated with the Republican Party… Continue reading The SuperDPS Guide to the Right
We are the world, but we’re not your children.
Well they've done it folks. They rebuilt it, They had the technology, crappier than it was before. We Are the World debuted back in March of 1985. The song was written by Michael Jackson and Lionel Richie and featured a variety of many diverse and popular vocalists and musicians. A song written by the very… Continue reading We are the world, but we’re not your children.
Life Lessons with Satine Phoenix
The First Time I Ever tried to be a stripper I had to take 2 shots of Patron and I couldn't let go of the Pole. It was my life support system. 8 years later I STILL have to have something to hold on to onstage. With the power of a god, I would actually… Continue reading Life Lessons with Satine Phoenix
The SuperDPS Guide to Prohibition
Hopefully, we've all had a decent-enough education to know that at one point in American History, the consumption and sale of alcohol was strictly prohibited by the United States government. Fortunately, this occurred at a time in History when our government could learn from their mistakes and push "we fucked up" initiatives after stupid decisions… Continue reading The SuperDPS Guide to Prohibition
The SuperDPS Guide to Religion
As we are all no doubt aware, society--more specifically, modern western progressive society--has become more concerned with freedom from religion than freedom of religion. Every religious group believes in essentially the same bullshit, but where they differ from the sects of their neighbors, they define themselves as wholly separate entities. Throughout history, the frightened and… Continue reading The SuperDPS Guide to Religion
Haiti: Beyond Thunderdome
If you've ever had the retarded desire to live in a post-apocalyptic dystopia, why not visit Haiti? I hear it's wonderful this time of year--that is--if you like that sort of thing. By now you're all more-than-aware of the catastrophic earthquake that rocked Haiti back to, well, let's say on-par with Afghanistan. The people of Haiti are… Continue reading Haiti: Beyond Thunderdome
Joe Versus The Insano
By now everyone has heard about the devastating quake that hit Haiti that has taken 50,000 lives. The thing about disasters is that it brings us together to help those in need. Be it donations, donating blood, etc. It also brings uneducated, ignorant, self righteous assholes out of the sewers and into the media. The… Continue reading Joe Versus The Insano
While We Sleep, Scientists are Hard at Work…
Citizens of our great nation--fear not! There are many elements that haunt this world we live in which may be beyond your control, but please do not worry. Science is on the case. You see...cancer, AIDS, climate change, biological engineering, the future of all life on earth...they aren't just small potatoes, they're just fucking stupid.… Continue reading While We Sleep, Scientists are Hard at Work…
It Begins Again: The Death of Brittany Murphy
The bullshit about celebrity deaths coming in triples still serves to make me uneasy about the week ahead. Who's next? Bob Dylan? William Shatner? For some reason, the death of actress Brittany Murphy has really got me in a shitty mood. She was a celebrity that happened to be somewhere on my list of hottest… Continue reading It Begins Again: The Death of Brittany Murphy
The Top 10 Most Batshit “Yahoo Answers” Questions
Remember that show, Kids Say the Darndest Things, briefly hosted by Bill Cosby? Essentially, Mr. Cosby would interview barely coherent children about real world shit and then make a goofy face or sarcastic comment when they replied with a nonsensical answer. I can't imagine why it was ever cancelled. By now those kids are all grown… Continue reading The Top 10 Most Batshit “Yahoo Answers” Questions
Facebook, we've been together for about 4 years now. It's been magical. We've shared stories, pictures, moments. You were never afraid to ask the question, "What's on your mind?". Well now I feel like it's time to share with you. Facebook, recently you've been doing everything in your power to irritate me. I know I'm… Continue reading Dear Facebook…
Climate Change Clusterfuck
So it turns out we were wrong again. Another era of being caught up in sensationalism and "end of the world" hysteria has come upon us. But where do we stand now? Has everything that we've come to believe about a supposed Global Warming been complete horse shit? The short answer is "yes," with an… Continue reading Climate Change Clusterfuck
It’s high time….
So, fair readers, it's been a while since you've heard from ole Davey. Let's fill you in on what you've missed in the last few weeks or so.... Still unemployed, however, I'm now doing some part time stuff for our very good friends at Derisory Designs, based out of Good Ole Port Richmond. Cool-ass t-shirts… Continue reading It’s high time….
11 Dumb Myths and Smart Facts: The Right Food for a Wrong World
Through the process of promoting an ecologically friendly and energy efficient green lifestyle, many hopelessly gullible people all over the world are caught up in the clusterfuck of misinformation--and that can be dangerous. For the purposes of this article, I'm going to concentrate on the plethora of harmful lies that you're subjected to about the food… Continue reading 11 Dumb Myths and Smart Facts: The Right Food for a Wrong World
The Atheist Billboard Crusade
In Lakeland Florida, Atheists posted a billboard saying "Don't Believe in God? You are not alone," in an attempt to gain new members. As always Christians were pissed off (not inquisition pissed off or crusades pissed off, but pissed off nonetheless) and planned to crash the atheist's forum in a local public library. The atheists… Continue reading The Atheist Billboard Crusade
Pretending to Like Sports: 10 Rules to Avoid Humiliation
Though I'm not a complete pussy, an obnoxiously grandiloquent gay, or a woman...I just don't typically get into most sports. There's something about the pools of raging testosterone which--for the most part--I simply never found appealing. So, if there's a particular sport you don't necessarily like, good ol' Mr. G's got some simple solutions to… Continue reading Pretending to Like Sports: 10 Rules to Avoid Humiliation
What Do You Know About Slavery?
Race has certainly become a hot-button issue once again. Along with stereotypes and common prejudices, there are many ways by which people of various races and creeds can be misunderstood and misconstrued. It is important to learn the facts about a background in order to better understand a people; however, history--like individuals--can often be severely… Continue reading What Do You Know About Slavery?
CraigsList Creepers: Guys VS Gals! (NSFW)
By the standards of the traditional Serial Killer, The CraigsList Killer, Philip Markoff was a huge pussy; and worse yet, he only had one successful murder under his belt. Sure he's wanted for a few robberies, but who the fuck cares? Where was your pizzazz, Markoff? You had every single other creeper on CraigsList to… Continue reading CraigsList Creepers: Guys VS Gals! (NSFW)
Alana Evans asks: So You Wanna Be a Pornstar?
We all have dreams. Every person has something they aspire to be--or become--at points in their lives. When I was young, I wanted to be an actress. Other children wanted to be doctors, firemen, police officers, and teachers. At some point, we either follow the path carved for that desire or we change directions. But… Continue reading Alana Evans asks: So You Wanna Be a Pornstar?
The Cult of the Snuggie
For those of you who may be uncertain, this is indeed a significant time in the relatively brief history of humanity. Our species has advanced to the point where we can say "go fuck yourself" to those dumb-ass blankets, quilts, and comforters that have kept us warm for so long. It's time for a new… Continue reading The Cult of the Snuggie
An Open Letter to GameStop Employees
Before all else, allow me to clarify that you are not solely to blame. This editorial expression of disgust is not wholly upon your shoulders, but rather the hive-like collective of gaming Nazis that you call colleagues. My insatiable frustration finds its target on the repulsively anti-social hobgoblins that don Game Crazy and EB uniforms… Continue reading An Open Letter to GameStop Employees
Honey West’s Ridiculous Porn Titles I’ve Known and Loved
As a porn website reviewer for XXXpwnage.com, I've seen a huge number of sites, scenes, and performers over the past couple of years doing lots of wild and weird things. It's been quite an interesting experience and I've learned a lot in the process (well, maybe I shouldn't admit that!), but I thought it would be entertaining to… Continue reading Honey West’s Ridiculous Porn Titles I’ve Known and Loved
Celebrity Horseshit: “Nigga Stole My Mic!”
As long as it's a hot topic, let's discuss the actions of Kanye West during the MTV VMA's, shall we? First of all--the actions took place at an award ceremony so ridiculous and unimportant--a locale so prone to spectacle--that its entire title is an acronym. Even in its name, it is screaming, "This is an… Continue reading Celebrity Horseshit: “Nigga Stole My Mic!”
10 Hardcore Sex Tips From the Hot Woman Next Door
Is your sex life getting boring with your partner? Here are 10 ways to spice up your sex life and I have to admit I have tried almost all of them! I guess that is why they call me "Wacky Lani!" 1. While walking in the mall parking lot pull down your pants and moon… Continue reading 10 Hardcore Sex Tips From the Hot Woman Next Door
The Health Care Debate, as I Understand it
In layman's terms, the phrase "layman's terms" refers to an explanation given so that the average Joe can understand it. It is an idea explained (perhaps by an expert) in a manner that a layperson, or non-expert, can easily grasp. But seeing as how many of America's laypersons are out of work and uninsured, I… Continue reading The Health Care Debate, as I Understand it
Trailers of the Weak: The Best of Fall
The exciting Summer Movie Season is over, but fear not, you film lovers, you—because the Fall Movie Previews are up running. There are still plenty of movies for you to throw your money at while praying to your god’s deaf ears that they will be worth your while. The secrets out! The almost certainly won’t… Continue reading Trailers of the Weak: The Best of Fall
Sex Blogger Misty Kaye’s 10 Reasons I Won’t Reply to You
Men, you suck at online dating. You're not just a little bit bad at it. You really, really suck. Yes, you've got it tough. More than half of the decent personal ads out there are just spammers in disguise, and the real girls are so inundated with potential suitors that you're likely to get lost… Continue reading Sex Blogger Misty Kaye’s 10 Reasons I Won’t Reply to You
The SuperDPS Guide to Dirty Words and When to Use Them
There are a seemingly countless amount of filthy terms and phrases out there. Some, we use every day. Others tend to be cringe-worthy and unmentionable in certain circles. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being offensive, politically incorrect, or verbally abrasive, but you must understand that some phrases carry more weight than others. This is… Continue reading The SuperDPS Guide to Dirty Words and When to Use Them
Sometimes Suicide IS the Solution (George Sodini and his Blog)
If you turned on the news recently, you have probably seen the story about the L.A. Fitness that some psycho shot up, killing 3 innocent women in Pittsburgh, PA. That psycho was a 48 year old man name George Sodini. Why did he do such a horrible and terrible thing? I'll let him say it… Continue reading Sometimes Suicide IS the Solution (George Sodini and his Blog)
Why I Hate Canada and Want to Go Home!
Recently, I took a trip to Canada (of all fucking places); Ottawa to be specific. Naturally, I had no idea what was actually in Ottawa except for a few examples of gorgeous Gothic architecture that I could see any time I want in America through something called Google. So why does anyone travel anywhere? What… Continue reading Why I Hate Canada and Want to Go Home!
The 5 People You Meet at House Parties
The house party is a fascinating beast. I speak not of a social gathering amongst friends; a situation in which you are familiar with at least 75% of the individuals in attendance. The unholy creature which I am attempting to illustrate reeks more of something out of lore--a somewhat biblical behemoth that devours the self… Continue reading The 5 People You Meet at House Parties
Porn Star Adrianna Nicole’s Ten Reasons Why I Probably Don’t Want to Hang Out With You
1) You are a heterosexual male/female using the word 'Fag' in a pejorative manner. 2) You are a woman with a child who told the child's father 'of course I'm on the pill' in order to make the selfish decision to have a child just that, all your decision. What ever 'smart' reasons you might… Continue reading Porn Star Adrianna Nicole’s Ten Reasons Why I Probably Don’t Want to Hang Out With You
A Day in the Life of Porn Star Julia Bond
Heyyyyyyy..... I am Julia Bond, adult film star. I am a little crazy, a little wild, and always unpredictable. That's just me. Me describing an average day in my life may seem unreal, but this is my life and I love it. My life is one big risk. Whether I am singing karaoke in Baskin… Continue reading A Day in the Life of Porn Star Julia Bond
Billy Mays: The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Pitches
I know what you're saying. "Hey, Alex! You've done an AS SEEN ON TV article before! Run out of ideas?" Well, the short answer is "Not quite." The long answer is, "Please seek whatever professional help that may be required for you to break your habit of yelling wildly at your computer screen." It's just… Continue reading Billy Mays: The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Pitches
Old People and Socks
Upon my recent trip to the mall, I saw your every day sights like moms and their strollers, angst-filled teens, those Asian chicks that try to push extensions on you, etc. Out of this myriad of people, there is one group that really stands out and in this author’s eyes, has brought forth many questions. … Continue reading Old People and Socks
Porn Star Alexa Jordan Talks Dirty (with Ketchup!)
So most of you may wonder why I have such a strong feeling about the placement of ketchup in one's home? Well it's been a long fought argument in my house for over 2 years. I've had 3 sets of roommates and each time this is one of the first questions I ask of them...… Continue reading Porn Star Alexa Jordan Talks Dirty (with Ketchup!)
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Rocks the Casbah
If you haven't had your head buried in the proverbial sand the past few weeks, you'd be semi-aware that there's turmoil in the fertile crescent. Is it the fertile crescent? Maybe not, but you understand where I'm going with this, hopefully. The big news is Iran's recent election and I have to say, I'm getting… Continue reading Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Rocks the Casbah
The Gay Ol’ Times
It's Summer; and that means it's time to play ball! I'm not a huge sports fan (by which I mean, I'm not really a sports fan at all), but Baseball has always held a special place in my heart. You can watch anyone play it and it's enjoyable (even kids...especially when you're 6-beers deep, yelling… Continue reading The Gay Ol’ Times
Americans Don’t Need More Exercise
Let's face it. We Americans are out of shape; and ever since the production of the 1973 film The Exorcist, we've been all bent out of shape with curiosity (in some cases descending staircases backwards) over the religious mysticism of the true-to-life exorcism. We've been making film after film depicting the horrors of demonic possession… Continue reading Americans Don’t Need More Exercise
Does Anyone Remember the McD.L.T.?
We've all made mistakes. Some were more significant and life-changing than others, obviously. But when the fine and upstanding douchebags in the advertising field screw the proverbial pooch when it comes to doing their jobs properly, well, the result is their prompt and inevitable exile from the industry. McDonald's has a long uncomfortable line of shitty campaigns,… Continue reading Does Anyone Remember the McD.L.T.?
Chris Hansen VS Predator: Requiem
It's a fairly safe bet that if you've ever seen or heard of television, you've come across To Catch a Predator at some point. Unfortunately, I've willingly subjected myself to a Sunday Marathon and volunteered for the spectator sport of Predator-Nabbing. After viewing an unarguably unhealthy amount of Dateline's hilariously repetitive "investigative journalism," I've noticed… Continue reading Chris Hansen VS Predator: Requiem
Fighting Cancer and Ratings
Hey, remember that chick from the titty-riffic dimwitted smile swimsuit poster that used to be in every teenage boy's room in the 70's? You know the one... Farrah Fawcett has no doubt outlived her usefulness, and now she expects all of us to suffer with her. It's a horrible thing to have Cancer. I don't… Continue reading Fighting Cancer and Ratings
Insane Clown Posse: Revisited
I should have known better than to think my uphill battle with our good friends the Juggalos (along with non-denominational fans of Insane Clown Posse) was anywhere close to being over. In an entry posted on December 21, 2008, I recently received the following Comment: "sad thing is, all of you stupid fucking dipshits can’t… Continue reading Insane Clown Posse: Revisited
An Open Letter to the Gay Community
Dear Sirs, Madams, and those elusive Sir/Madams, While I must admit that a majority of my knowledge about Gay Issues comes from movies (no, not those kind of movies) and various friends, associates, and those I've met throughout my scholastic and professional career. I'm not gay, nor have I ever had a homosexual experience...not that… Continue reading An Open Letter to the Gay Community
SuperDPS Guide to the Galaxy!
Ladies and gentlemen....dearest reader....the Super Dudes are proud to introduce the official SuperDudes Power Map! Think of it as an Atlas of sorts; a list of places we've been, things we talk about, and shit we hate. Play around with it, see what you can find, and let us know if there's anything we should… Continue reading SuperDPS Guide to the Galaxy!
An Open Letter to President Barack Obama
Dear Mr. President, You probably don't know me. I tried to attend one of your big speeches on your Philadelphia tour. I couldn't get anywhere near you (or a speaker for that matter) and it took me about an hour to realize that the "line to get in" wasn't moving. I know you're a busy… Continue reading An Open Letter to President Barack Obama
The Top 10 Most Disappointing Toys You Thought Were Cool
Toys have come a long way since I was a kid. Well, not really...but technology has advanced quite a bit and toy production has improved. One of the big steps has been Facial Scan technology that has improved how our dolls and action figures look. I remember a day when our toys looked nothing like… Continue reading The Top 10 Most Disappointing Toys You Thought Were Cool
The Joe G. Guide to Proper Movie Theater Etiquette
OK, it needs to be said: There's etiquette for eating in a restaurant, drinking at a bar, or pretty much anywhere you go out in public. So it's a no brainer that there has to be an etiquette for seeing a movie in a theater. Last night my girlfriend Jackie, my sister Kate, and I… Continue reading The Joe G. Guide to Proper Movie Theater Etiquette
Why Your Kids Suck
Have you ever been around someone with small children before? All they can talk about is how smart and adorable their spawn is. "Oh! Little Johnny just shit his pants! Isn't that the cutest thing ever??!!" or "Oh! Little Suzy is having a tantrum in the middle of a nice restaurant! What a cuddle bug!"… Continue reading Why Your Kids Suck
“Dirty Roommates”–with Porn Girl Stevie Hart
Hi! I'm Stevie Hart. I've come to terms with the fact that people want to see me naked and not read anything I have to say. So, instead of writing some shit no one cares about, I'm submitting a video for this amazing site that so enthusiastically asked me to contribute! Without further ado, here… Continue reading “Dirty Roommates”–with Porn Girl Stevie Hart
The Six Recession-Proof Ways to Get Cities Out of Debt
An overwhelming amount of us live in super-sized, congested, polluted cities. I happen to live in Philadelphia, and in addition to the hazards of our everyday lives, we are dealing with a staggering and crippling economic "depression." Because of this, we have cutbacks running wild, elevated panic in the marketplace, and nothing on which to… Continue reading The Six Recession-Proof Ways to Get Cities Out of Debt
An Open Letter to a Celebrity-Obsessed America
My Dear Celebrity-Obsessed Americans-- Though the whole world (especially the Western One) is crippled by their unhealthy appetite for tabloids and gossip entertainment that belittle and viciously attack the personal lives of those who they all wish that they could be, I can only speak on behalf of like-minded people within my own country (plus,… Continue reading An Open Letter to a Celebrity-Obsessed America
Murphy’s Tavern: A Place to Go
The last thing I want to do on this site is to start openly promoting anything aside from this site. Well, that's not entirely true. The last thing I want to do would probably be Judah Friedlander with a live bear trap lodged halfway up his rectum. Hmm...now that that's the alternative, open promotion doesn't… Continue reading Murphy’s Tavern: A Place to Go
Septa Inepta UPDATE!!!1!111
So after the events of the last post from me, I did what the responsible blogger would do....bitch to customer service about something they had very little control over. Here's what I wrote.... Comment: Complaint Incident Date: 2/23/2009 Time of Incident: 4:00 pm Boarding Location: Ridge Ave and Fountain St Final Destination: 30th St Station/Drexel… Continue reading Septa Inepta UPDATE!!!1!111
Leave Christian Bale ALONE!!
(...and Why the Entertainment Media is Killing Film.) So the biggest news in the Hollywood sewing circle of course is the Christian Bale tirade. If you are a noble woodland creature and do not know about this, Christian Bale had a huge blowout with a Cinematographer who kept walking by in the middle of the… Continue reading Leave Christian Bale ALONE!!
List-o-Ramma! Why Philadelphia is one of the Great Cities of the World
This afternoon, I'd like to take a little while and talk about why Philadelphia, the great city where I was born, raised, and continue to live, is the greatest city in the world. Scoff, laugh and shrug, but stay with me on this one... 1) Crime - In 2007, Philadelphia had a murder rate of… Continue reading List-o-Ramma! Why Philadelphia is one of the Great Cities of the World
The Feeling You’re Feeling
I currently have this strange sensation inside the darkness that is my tummy. It's not angry...it's not even hungry. I think it may be partially hungry, but not wholly. The abstract emptiness that I'm feeling may be somewhat caused by the abundance of lukewarm Coca Cola I've been drinking. Perhaps my inner sanctum is trying to… Continue reading The Feeling You’re Feeling
Eagles Continue “Miracle Year” for Philly Sports
Just two weeks ago the Philadelphia Eagles were left for dead. Andy Reid, fired. Donovan McNabb, traded for a bag of footballs. And the inevitable handing of the torch to Kevin Kolb was the only logical choice. This team could never win with McNabb as quarterback and had no chance of making a deep playoff… Continue reading Eagles Continue “Miracle Year” for Philly Sports
Happy Two-Days After the New Year!!
First, I'd like to issue an apology for not doing the Trailers of the Week section this past week, and instead doing a game review. But, to be fair..there is nothing good coming out...at all. Second, I'd like to apologize for our NEW YEARS videos which were supposed to be up by now...but YouTube seems… Continue reading Happy Two-Days After the New Year!!
As I'm sure you're all aware, Christmas has come and gone. Even if you don't celebrate Christmas...there was a Thursday that you should have been conspicuously off from work...and all the stores were closed...and everyone was having fun, accept for you. I'm kidding, of course...but Christmas did treat me well, as I hope it did… Continue reading Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas from Super Dudes Power Squad!!
Don't be a Stranger!!
Insane Clown Posse, a Case Study…
So, it has come to my attention that a significant portion of the traffic coming to this website has been doing so via searching WordPress for "Insane Clown Posse." This baffled Dave and I because we had not once tagged or written about the band. Why would we? Evidently, a search for "Insane Clown Posse"… Continue reading Insane Clown Posse, a Case Study…
Guess Who’s NuggNuts!!
ALEX GROSS Twitterer. Sage. Persnickety eater. Nuggnut Claim to Fame: Alex was an extremely picky eater as a child, but his parents managed to keep him sustained through regular infusions of Chicken McNuggets. "Nuggnuts" has become the Word-of-the-Day on his website, and he spreads his famous Chicken McNuggets philosophy via Twitter. ridiculous.
Jessie Lee <3s Super Dudes Power Squad
Jessie Lee, model, starlett, and Burning Angel shows some love to the Super Dudes Power Squad!! THNX JESSIE!!!
Impossible is Eating the Sun
"Impossible doesn't mean very difficult. Very difficult is getting a Nobel Prize; impossible is eating the sun." This is a quote from Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors game for Sega CD. It is said in a very cool/matter-of-fact way by Lou Reed after he decapitates Penn and Teller in the Impossible Mode." Currently (it… Continue reading Impossible is Eating the Sun